shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Mi! -some mis have come to pester Dave for pettins, and one decides to indicate to Karkat that he too has hands, and they could be used to pet mis.-

 

man i do not EVEN want to know what your definition is because just about everything on murderplanet fuckball wants you dead
do you have to assassinate your gummy bears before they take you out instead
do the jawbreakers actually break jaws
do the lifesavers not have the little hole in the middle because fuck you children

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im being hoodwinked
bamboozled
deceived
my poor innocent gullible ass ill buy anything thats on sale and shes hosting an everything must go sale
nah forreal not much is going on nice of you to join us in the land of the slumbering

[aw yeah it's petting time now]

 

MOSTLY I JUST MADE A STUPID OKE ABOUT HOW MUCH FISH I EAT. COFFEE??
[She holds out another sugary frankencoffee)

 

[squints. cautious petpetpet after dave does it]

[karkat looks immensely unimpressed]

UH HUH. PULL THE OTHER ONE, MR. CONSPIRED WITH HIS LITTERMATE TO SEE HOW RIDICULOUS YOU COULD MAKE YOUR EARTH STORIES BEFORE EVERYONE STOPPED BELIEVING THEM

THAT LOOKS DISGUSTING, GIVE IT HERE.

[he takes the coffee and drinks it. aw yeah sugar with a little coffee]

 

-such purrings-

Mi? -some mis are interested in any whipped cream that might be in evidence.

-a great deal of purring results, and the mi nuzzles his fingers-

 

[She giggles, summoning her own cup of peppermint moccacino, stirring the whipped cream on top into the drink with a bonafide fucking candy cane because she is That Extra.]
SO LIKE APART FROM THE THING WHERE I'M TURNING INTO AN ABOMINATION OF CARETAKER FEELSIES AND SHIT WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON IN HERE?

 

-a mi hisses at the whip cream when it´s sprayed, but sneaks up on it anyway. Death to the tasty monster!-

 

[She giggles again pulling the whipped cream spray thingie out again to serve up a little dollopfor the mi.]

 

-the mi fluffs up and jumps when the cream hisses. It hissed back, then slooowwwwly approaches to pounce on the dollop, getting whip cream everywhere. This suits the mi just fine. it starts licking-

 

What is this "whipped cream" made of? And why does it make such a foul noise?

 

[Whisper is having Actual Dokis over the mis again, badly-suppressed wingflutters and all. They are so cute!!!! He downsizes to about five feet tall and sits cross-legged, a tray of raw fish and indefinable meat bits at his side should anyone want a snack.]

 

Made if delicious, mi!

-some mis investigate, purring softly-

 

@A Mi
Aww they are so cute
*extends their hand to let them sniff it and if they want to be picked up*

 

-there is much sniffing. Hanji seems to smell interesting. a mi climbs her- mi? mimimi! mi!

 

Delicious what? Excuse my questions, I am still fairly new to these new items.

 

Just delicious! Should try!

 

*lets the little mi climb them and tries to hold back their excitement*

 

*tries a little bit* This IS delightful.

 

IS THAT CONTAGIOUS. I'D RATHER NOT LOOK LIKE I HAD A SENSUAL EVENING WITH A BAG OF FLOUR, AND IF YOU'RE NOT SHITTING ME WITH THE FEELSIES, I'VE GOT ENOUGH OF MY OWN TO POORLY MANAGE. I DO *NOT* NEED TO START COOING OVER GRUBS

[O:B such soft...so purr....wow... karkat continues to provide The Pettins]

 

*trots over and shoves their muzzle into Priscilla's hands getting whipped cream onto their nose*