shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

You two are cute! Are you together?

 

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[He reaches over and tugs him back down on the couch for BRO CUDDLES.]

 

Yeah, I just realized no one ever gets a new paint job in your shows? Makeovers are just... I guess it's not accessories if you don't have natural armor, but external stuff? But like, I used to be blue, this [he gestures at his red and white color scheme] is just something I picked up when I switched jobs. So color doesn't really... it sounds kinda weird to base a society on??? But apparently people gotta be rusty dipsticks everywhere in the universe, even if you can't make arguments about what people are "made for" based off their alts.

 

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Not as such? We're uh... we're bros!
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Amica?

 

What?
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UM.

*BRO CUDDLES ARE NOW MILDLY AWKWARD* U h m

Nah they just do that by the color of their skin or their sex here, or how much money they have. Or if they have mental illness.

Yeeeah... That I. Yeah.

 

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Humans don't do the formalized amica endura thing.

@WRENCH you can call it bros if you wanna, I dunno what's up with you and the poor guy I been bothering, but Archive here's asking if you and him are besties for life.

 

Nah, don't worry about it man. It's nothing! I'm just awkward, you know, because of my utter failure in romantic shit? I'd rather not subject you to that.

 

UH like definitely!
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BROS 4 LIFE, that's us!
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M, we're both utter shit at romance. You're cool.
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...do you have another definition for sex or are you telling me people get ranked by how they play with their partners??? Like, "Octane doesn't know what to do with his spike, don't bother unless you're hardcore into boredom" is one thing, but...

 

Basically. Also, I'm Marcus.

I guess. Don't worry about it, bro. Just bros. That's it. That's all, right man? Just bros.

*As good at hiding his feelings as he is, he's not doing much but slightly not really cuddling. Mostly he's just sitting.*

 

I... hm. I guess your culture has other lines for displays of affection!

 

to be fair, it kinda makes SENSE if youre cracked in the head.

 

Oooorrr-- wait, is it okay if I comm you?

I'm Wiretap! Pleasure to meet ya, and not just 'cause you're putting up with all my questions :P

 

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M, do you wanna...
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I mean, we can get out of here and talk about this? If you want?
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We have sex as in what your chromosomes are, uh, male or female. Also in between happens but that's a different sack of potatoes. Uh, we also have gender which is what you identify as which can differ from your sex and we also have sex or the act of having sex.

And people are judged on every one of those, yeah. Humans are kind of terrible, I can't wait for skynet.

Dude. Not cool.

 

what? im just saying.

 

Yes!