shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

I'm sorry, but this is mild and not even targeted at you. Perhaps you could talk to a human brain specialist?

 

Spoiler: encrypted comms

I see! Would mentioning I have a wife help?

 

no.

 

Oh. Oh I have VERY much deceived you there and I am VERY contrite about it.
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I AM cooler than the average guy though, that's 100% REAL SHIT right there, you are totally right about that.
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Hey man, just grumpy can be solved with a good ol' fashioned BRAIN FUCK.
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AWWW don't ruin my CRED like that!
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I mean, you're PROBABLY RIGHT but c'mon, it's so fucking hard to get ADHD meds? They're fucking expensive and all the shitfucks up at the university buy them up anyways, I can't keep up with that shit.
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I dunno man, you're shooting with blanks here.
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>_>

 

Alright. I just think if it is making you feel bad it's worth looking into. You deserve to, um, not feel bad all the time.

 

Huh. That-- is it rude or speciesist or whatever if I say that sucks?

Spoiler: grandpa radar stop talking about junk

I can't imagine having to choose, I like both of mine equally :< I mean, it sounds like you don't get to choose, but. Having just one would involve losing the other for us?

 

you know what would help me not feel bad all the time?

if you stopped attacking me.

everyone knows thats a made-up diagnosis just to GET medication. like 'joint pain' for weed.

 

at least you learned something, i guess.

 

I thought you dropped out of college? Are you a DOCTOR now?
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DOCTOR AMPORA?
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Oh, nevermind. This explains everything.
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Okay.

 

I mean.... Doctors?

I guess. Not super in the mood for that, I mostly just uh... Want beer. Nothing wrong though.

Nope, no choice. I know there's stuff transgender people do but I'm not gonna even try to explain that.

Uh... One, why make up a diagnosis for weed when it's cheaper to get it illegally. Two, the fuck man, ADHD is real as fuck.

@WRENCH Seriously dude? I mean-- Yeah. Okay. I can't say 'this is why I don't sleep' because this isn't why I don't sleep, but what the fuck. Thought you were better than that, man.

 

If you want in and Archive agrees I can see if we can jerry-rig a frequency your link there can pick up, I'm just theorizing about human relationship stuff and since it jumped off from you and your bro's stuff I didn't wanna just spew it all over.

Spoiler: still encrypted

Maybe? Idk, again, don't know if that's ACTUALLY the problem, just guessing.
You mind if we bring Marcus in on the chat?

 

Nah, you don't have to do anything. Have your privacy.

 

oh, WOW. you just HAD to throw that at me, huh? couldnt be content to side with people who probably wouldnt mind if i died and might even have something to do with it themselves, you had to COMPLETELY turn on me.

forget about being a cooler than average guy, you are now the LEAST cool guy. if there was a ranking of cool people on this earth, youd be below my dad.

 

Spoiler: Encrypted comm

Go right ahead! Hiiii, Marcus!

 

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[He manifests a six pack and slings an arm around Marcus's shoulder anyways.]

We can talk about dumb bullshit instead, then!
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He's not usually like this!
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I-I would mind if you died!

 

WELL HEY, if that's how you wanna SPIN IT, MAN!

Spoiler: gif

 

no one asked you.