shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

That rather depends on who you mean by 'you lot'. My squad might try to keep a demolitions expert on hand, but we've never managed to level an entire city.

The first election to a global position, certainly. If certain Interregnum accounts are to be believed, a fair few of the first wave of the Senate were elected from their respective polities, for all the good it did them or their constituents in the end.

 

Say have you ever read Towards Peace? -Libre look amused- Some passages might interest you. Peace through tyranny, as Lord Megatron put it.

 

pfft like i said man its not my drink of choice and i still gotta finish up this cup of leafs and sugar
gimme any more tea and im just gonna straight up burst
brown broth lookin water goes everywhere
anyway can you even drink tea or is it like motor oil
shit is that racist

the juggalos arent far off mark my words

 

-inclines his head- At the time I did not have free access to political news.

 

All of you. Decepticons and Autobots both. The only difference between you is that Decepticons are at least honest about being monsters.

 

Nope it's all the basement. You've got more basement than house. Help help they make me live in the basement.

 

-snorts- I don´t think so. I can drink tea here, back on ship I drink energon infused with oil.

 

are you telling me i can inflict human food upon yall any time i want in here
i mean hindsight its about as obvious as anything else like duh i could be eighteen feet tall and bright blue if i wanted course yall can eat human food
troll food (highly cursed)
organic food in general

 

[Afterglow rolls his optics.] "Peace under Cybertron," as Nova Prime put it.

Oh, neither did I! [He laughs, still sharp.] I knew someone with an interest in history, that's all. A terminal by name of...

...

[After a long moment of thought, Afterglow frowns.] Would you believe I've completely lost his name? Someone else under Tempest, I can tell you that much.

Ah, yes, any given individual is responsible for the atrocities committed by their side as a whole. I've murdered plenty of people, but don't go laying the whole war at my pedes.

 

You can certainly try to inflict organic food on us yes. Is it really that bad?

-snorts-

Memory corruption?

 

Mm. Possibly. Or just natural eidetic decay-- he... died? Probably died, quite some time before the revolution.

 

well i mean my food appeals to me on not only a taste level but a spiritual one
these artificial colors run through my blood
but it might not be up to your refined tastes
unless you meant troll food in which case sometimes we get shit with bugs in and the little legs give me the heebie jeebies
nothing that belongs in my face should look like that
jade doesnt mind it but shes part dog so i choose to believe that my dislike of troll food is perfectly reasonable
anyway

[dave summons an absurdly large box of pizza and waggles his eyebrows. deep dish, extra cheese, such an assortment of meat and veggies it could put a salad bar to shame, the works]

 

Might be. I am no memnosurgeon.

-looks at is as if it were an interesting new species of bug that might bite-

 

no dice?
i mean im not gonna climb up there and unhinge your jaw just so you understand the power of grease and cheese
i guess if anyone wants to partake let me know so i can poof this shit into the abyss

 

"As I said, I'm never really certain it's right, but it's correct. For now." Valiska smiles. "But as much as you talk about Megatron and the Decepticon philosophy, I probably should read it, just so I know what you're talking about. We actually do hope to restore some form of democratic process--they're having local elections in some of the cities now. But there will always be fault lines because my people and the Cereuti are descended from different evolutionary lineages and have very different social structures. You might like our Imperator though. He threw a lot of unpleasant capitalists out of windows."

 

"You say that like they're not already here." Ford makes a face.

 

"Most of the food I bring up here is good," says Lissa. "I couldn't eat that pizza--it contains sufficient gluten to tie my guts into Japanese bondage--but the Gluten-Free Meat Lover's Pizza with Extra Meat from Big Rico's Too is pretty damn good."

 

-he sounds so dryly amused you´d think he was british- I appreciate that.

I can certainly give you a copy, but you might be mistaking me for Captain Nichrome. I don´t believe I´ve mentioned the topic before in here.
Defenstration certainly is one way to get rid of oppressors. Unless they fly.

-He gives it another look- It looks rather...soft.

 

Valiska smiles. "Sorry, that was meant to be a collective 'you'--but yes, I'd like to read it, and thank you."

 

-He summons a dataslate and shrinks it to catte size before handing it to her. "There are some history books as well, for the sake of context. Not as useful as annotations, but a place to start.
This is what it started with. A miner who dared to question."