shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

[He laughs, more fondly than anything.] Sure have! We all got our soft spots, however hard we try to hide 'em. Pits, I don't think Cybertron even does fireworks anymore, explosions hit too many people in the "scream, run like Unicron himself is after ya and shoot the nearest tough-lookin' guy".

 

-She winces.-

I could see how that would be a problem.

...you're still working on the war, though?

 

Wow, you robots are pretty cool. This must be a dream though, I don't see any ctOS cameras or anything normal. Oh, are you from the Transformers Franchise? Maybe universe? That's interesting, that'd be really cool to think that we all exist in different realities and this is some kind of pocket where time and space meet. Probably though I'm asleep.

Hi.

 

Hello! I don't know what the Transformers Franchise is, but you've got the gist of the other stuff! I'm asleep too!

 

Oh. Do you change into another thing?

 

Yes. Do you?

 

No. That's cool, what do you change into? Not a car, I don't see wheels. Is it cool?

 

Mmmmm. Technically, we're at ceasefire and both the glitches with their grudges lodged up their tailpipes have stepped down. Our direct bosses took that as proof that Lord Megatron has "lost his way" and we need to hold true to the Cause now more than ever. They... wouldn't take us quitting very well, and anyways Glow has... he'd have problems adjusting to peacetime, let's say.

Franchise? Are we a show on some Earth that doesn't rightly want us all dead?

 

Yes. Also a comic book, also a movie series, also a television series, also some video games-- The movies are bad, Bayverse is bad. No one likes it, people who like it have no taste. It's an excuse for special effects, bad one. The only cool design is Grimlock

 

I'm a carrier. Do you know what that is?

Really? Even after the invasion of Earth?

 

Well, I hope things work out smoothly.

 

Wait, what? Someone who looks like me?

 

You didn't invade our earth. Yes, I know what a carrier is. Like Soundwave, do you have a cassette?

 

Relatively speaking.

 

Grimlock is a fraggin' terror but the rest of that sounds pretty sweet! We, uh, kinda rolled over our Earth towards the end of the war and now the survivors want us dead, but. [Awkward shrug. Smile!! If he pretends nothing is wrong it'll all smooth over, right?] Wiretap of Altihex, Decepticon! Pleasure to meet you! c:

 

I do! My wife Index- but she's not here right now, she must be dreaming something else.

 

That universe is weird.
-Primus is lounging on a random rock, with three rust sticks in his mouth at once-

 

Saaaaame!

 

I'm Josh, Hawt Sauce. I think the Decepticons are cool.

The most complex robots we have are drones and ctOS robots that Wrench says look like dildos.

Electric Sheep?

Hi.

 

I don't understand. Er. I'm Archive of Caminus.

-She leans over and sticks out a pinky finger for Josh to shake.-