shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

-waves- Hi! (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))

 

It's a book, "Do Robots Dream of Electric Sheep?"

Hi Archive, no thanks. *no touching nope*

Are you Primus? You look like Primus, like the good design. There's a new Bayverse movie that has a planet that they might claim is Cybertron trying to do something to the moon.

 

...do I wanna know what a ctOS is? I can tell you dildobots are a thing, but good luck gettin' most of 'em to admit it, they didn't have too good a run of it under the Senate.

 

Well there´s something new.

 

-She pulls back.-

Oh. Do robots dream of electric sheep in the book?

 

[The laziest salute. Is Starscream still High Command if he isn't technically a Con anymore?]

 

Heck yeah I'm Primus! Good eye for a human! o(^∀^*)o -he proffers a rust stick. Somewhere between him and Josh it turns into a pocky stick instead-
I'm not doing anything to either of the moons, thanks.

 

ctOS is a city wide operating system integrated into everything such as street cameras, water mains, kids toys, hospitals, and appliances. Run by Blume Corporation it uses all of this information to control the masses, as an example I was determined too autistic to have a job but not disabled enough to be given government aid.

Is it?

I don't know, it's a philosophy book and I think it's boring.

No thanks.

 

...that sounds really bad. Wouldn't you starve?

 

-tosses the now rust stick again back into his mouth and crosses his arms behind his head- Even I lost track of what was going on in that universe a while back. I oughta check in on it again, what with other mes getting jump-started and things...

 

BARRICADE ALSO HAS AN APPEALING DESIGN, THOUGH THE CHARACTERIZATION LEAVES MUCH TO BE DESIRED

 

I guess.
The person who wrote your universe is bad.

 

-Officer warning glare #306-

Reactions range from "A what?" to shooting on sight. We haven´t been cool since before the war.

 

I AM CTHULHU, I EXIST BEYOND THE BOUNDS OF THE HUMAN MIND. I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE HUMAN WHO THOUGHT HE KNEW OF ME AND MY SIBLINGS.

 

Even split where I'm from. I saw a cool picture of a car like Bumblebees done up with Decepticon emblems.

No.

 

Spoiler: gif

 

y*u the fuck, l*l

y*u l**k l!ke me, if ! were a half-lusus ab*m!nat!*n

Spoiler: OOC

i regret this quirk already

 

Yeesh. Stranglehold much? Sounds way too familiar but somehow I don't think "throw a revolution and brawl in the rubble over who gets to be New Leader" is gonna go super great.

 

RUDE. WERE YOU NEVER TAUGHT TO BE COURTEOUS TO ENTITIES THAT COULD FLAY YOUR MIND?

 

EXCUSE ME, FELLOW GENDERLESS ENTITIY FROM BEYOND, I BELIEVE THAT CONSTITUTES A THREAT, AND AS LAW ENFORCEMENT, I WON'T STAND FOR IT.