shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

That's SO MANY things to care about though, and I just think the magic shit is boring. I mean cryptids are great, but that's not the SAME.
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OH SHIT I forgot we were doing the bad porn party, where the fuck is Marcus???
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Now you're just looking for excuses to make me do real work.
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It's not going to explode, Wrench just almost set himself on fire.

 

JUDAS!!!
>_<

 

I saved you, you owe me a life debt like Chewbacca does to Han.

 

You SOLD me OUT that is the opposite of saving me!
>_<
;_;

 

The fire.....

 

Duh.

-facepalm-

-facepalm X2 combo- For the record I´m with Josh on this.

 

Not relevant!
>_<

NOTHING got messed up except me and the Wrench Bench so it's NOT IMPORTANT and I don't have to repaint anything!!!
>_<
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Ok fine but also stop setting yourself on fire. Seriously if this is your newest kink do it in private!

 

Lissa glances at @Sitara ruefully. "I bet you're not surprised that I have said some very similar things in the past."

Then she looks up at Wrench. "It is important to me and Ford, and obviously to Sitara, and I'm absolutely sure it's important to Marcus if you get messed up, Wrench. Now go get your boyfriend and deliver the goods, you big tease."

She is grinning, but she kinda does mean it. She is a bossy little catte, but the people she likes seem to like that about her, don't they?

 

You never let me have any fun!
;_;

All these women with purple hair bossing me around, this is the WORST wetdream.
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Gimme two hot minutes and I'll see if I can knock him out or something. Let's get this party on a ROLL.
^_^

 

-There is no reply for that except to summon a spitball and flick it at Wrench-

 

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[Do you really want to start this war, Sitara? Do you really? Wrench has something which is probably stim slime he went and made himself, and he is coming after her hair with deadly intent.]

 

Do you want to die tonight? Do you? Because if that touches my hair you are gonna die Wrench.

 

Sounds like the last words of SOMEBODY with SLIME IN HER HAIR.
`_´

 

Wrench what the fuck, don't.

 

Oh, hey, there you are!
^_^
[Slime, what slime? Who has slime? Not him, definitely.]

You wanna watch some really bad hentai and make fun of it with people?
?_?
^_~

 

Sure, man!

 

-snort. The superior look of someone who was definitely not about to have a slimefight-
Hi Marcus. Have fun, remember boobs don´t work like that.

 

Sweet!
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Or DO they?
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