shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

-cute little insect giggle. Who's mean? he's harmless! groom the boyfriend-

 

Nuh uh. all Purple alla time!

 

-serious nodding.- tastiest sexiest mechs th´ever was.

 

[He laughs]
Well that's good you're getting fresh air and all. too much dust or particles clog up cooling fans.

[He kisses Pillage with a resounding obnoxious noise. Because he's so cheesy you could slap him on a pizza]

But it looks dreadful on most people, have a spark.

Sorry, no I have to protest, clearly I have the sexiest mech on my lap right now and he isn't a 'con at all.

 

-embarrassed wiggle-

 

Looks great on erryone!

Nope. yer biased.
-rolls over on her back.-

 

No, see, I'm a priest we're never biased at all. I only ever relay Primus' exact opinions.
[He grins and smooches Pillage again. Sweet revenge :P]

 

Th´n Primus ´s wrong. `m a Con I c´n say dat.

 

-this kiss is decidedly not chaste, not on Pillage's end anyway-

 

-sitting in the corner just about peeing himself laughing-

 

-she pops into the rave wearing jewelry and that's mostly it. There's a skirt, but it's more 'cloth on either side of her legs held in place by a string of beads' and fails to cover anything. (She is wearing panties, but they only manage to add to the effect.) There are ribbons wrapped around her horns. The jewelry is all silver and amethyst and tanzanite, and the skirt and ribbons are vibrant purple. Her makeup is purple. It's all very purple. She's very purple-

-also looks a little harried, in an amused sort of way- I thought I'd never get out of there.

 

Shaddap -more flop. the medicat has liquified-

 

No, you're clearly overcharged. I'm a priest I can say that-

[He kisses back trying very hard to stay on the safer side of publicly acceptable though he's visibly flustered anyways.

There he is, Primus, please tell the Decepticon that Pillage is the prettiest.
[He gives him one hell of an "or else" look too, for all that he's also very tempted to hide his face again.]

[Being a giant robot he's more confused by her wearing clothes than by how little there is.]
But you did and you're here now being dreadfully purple and all.

 

But ´s still wrong!

Don´t let ´im tall ya what ta do!

 

Dreadfully purple is my Thing. -the purple is now glowing-

-she sits next to Sawbones's paws and cranes her head up- Hello not-Mina.

 

´Lo squishy. ´m Sawbones, not Not-Mina. -nudges with nose, a little too hard on account of being very drunk-

 

That, too. -falls over when nudged but doesn't seem to mind. Probably because she's also pretty drunk. After a moment she gets back up- I admit I'm not sure what to do with a metal cat. Do chin skritches even work when your chin is harder than my horns?

 

Y´ken try? Also ye need harder horns. ´S my ´pinion as a medic!

 

-reaches up and attempts chin skritches- I have metal horn caps but they don't really work against anything too big or tough, physics and all. Or against other demons, but that's getting into metaphysics.

 

well now were getting straight into fetish territory
doesnt surprise me though i mean shit if i was a dubiously sentient dreamspace id be into some kinky shit too

well i havent got any of those and i wouldnt call the air when im kickin up liberty adjacent dirt particle free but yeah fresh airs got all sorts of benefits