shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

[Fuck it. Jack's got a body again. He's going all out. He pulls Church into a dip kiss, very easily holding him up. No ones ever called Handsome Jack a lightweight.]

 

"You're welcome!" Gwendolyn calls out as she returns to her conversation.

 

*and that's more than church dared hope for*

*held and kissed like that, he feels like he's jack's greatest treasure*

*and literally swept off his feet*

*and church is really turned on too*

*he kisses jack till either they run out of air or jack stops it*

 

[Jack makes a satisfied hum, pulling away and licking his lips.]

Nice.

 

*church takes a moment or so to get his breath back*

Yeah. You're really good at this. At kissing.

 

Well,

[Jack pulls back a little, still grinning.]

I've had a lot of practice.

 

*church's expression turned sour at that*

*he accepted that the flirting was a thing and that he definitely wasn't jack's first, but... it hurt, being reminded out of blue of it*

*especially since church did not have much practice to boast about himself*

*just tex*

Yeah, I've gathered that.

 

Alex produces a large bucket of popcorn and places it between herself and @Reed Castor, then begins to eat some of it.

 

[He notices the change in tone and winces, rubbing the back of his neck.]

Ah, sorry, not good?

[There's a reason he's almost always single.]

 

*sighs* Yeah. Not good. But I'll forgive it.

 

[He grins, winking.]

You're a peach.

I'll try to not bring that up next time. Tact goes a long way.

 

*smiles softly* Thanks.

 

"Hey Mason. The drinking age on Earth is 21, but we're not on Earth, and this beer is remarkably unshitty. Come help me drink it?" Gwendolyn is raiding @Jordi Chin's bar.

 

"You don't have to ask me twice," Mason says, and comes over to join her. "Why did you tell him that, anyway?"

 

Gwendolyn laughs and hands him a bottle of craft beer. "If that poor guy is bound and determined to have a relationship with Jack," she says, "he ought to get the fun bits out of it too."

 

All bits of Jack are fun.

 

*grins* I already know you're right, but what's the harm in giving that theory a test?

*hopes desperately that that came out the way it was supposed to*

*he had a feeling that combining "you're right" and "let's test that" wouldn't make sense but... it was what felt true, even if it was a lame line*

 

Aw i'm being insulted by a sentient dustbunny that's hilarious and adorable. I SAID KISS

Of course baby you don't gotta ask twice.

Spoiler: gif

YESSSSSSSSS
[obnoxious whooping time? obnoxious whooping time. Maybe even a few wolfwhistles. Because he's a terrible person]

-- awwwwww...

 

*Marcus why in the world are you in pajamas?*

*Squints at his phone*

what the fuck

 

The drinking age is an artificial control put in place by the Man, so go wild or whatever. Kids are into that still, right? Vague and directionless rebellion?

Hey, just the guy to answer that question for me. Are the 'woke' kids still into rebellion these days? Is anarchy 'on point'?