Discussion in 'It's Galley's Turn' started by SHITPOSTING ALPHYS, Mar 20, 2017.
Are you...familiar with feline anatomy?
... not really.
It isn't out during cleaning, my tube-legged friend.
Well. Thank God for that.
Well, hmm. Perhaps this will illuminate. Certain factors make your word choice a tad amusing, you see.
Spoiler: wikipedia screenshot using clinical language
Yeah, that would explain why you guys don't seem to know what blowjobs are.
[he puffs up like he's going to have a monumental conniption before abruptly deflating]
fine! fine. you win.
i'm not stooping any further down to your level, so there.
Lissa gives Norm an odd look. "You seem to be kind of confused?" She shakes her head.
Spoiler: Technically NSFW, but this is an educational discussion, not an erotic one
"I think you're forgetting that felines do not ovulate unless we are in season and only when we come. It doesn't actually hurt. At least not so far as I know. None of the women I knew back home thought it did. I mean it might, if you weren't good and lubed and really into it? But it's not like our insides get ripped up. That would be pretty counterproductive. Actually the real problem with BJs is the dentition. Like, I can do it, but only if I'm allowed to just do it and not do anything else. Because you don't want to push me off balance."
... spiked dicks and hooked tongues don't hurt? Really?
If they hurt and the species interfaces more than once in their lifetime, how would reproduction ever happen at a sustainable rate?
... I dunno. They're all masochists, maybe?
...not to be a horrible eavesdropper again, but, uh. Sometimes pain is the point of those features. People can be into some crazy slag.
I'm pretty sure that cats didn't choose their dicks and tongues.
Do you really find it more likely that an entire species would evolve to find a danger response pleasurable than that a fleshy structure would not actually be all that sharp?
... when you put it that way, no.
I mean fair, I'm just sayin'. Not everyone would be freaked out by it, experimentation happens.
... well, yeah, true.
I put some spikes on your spike so you can spike your conjunx while you spike him? :P
No. -throws a stylus at him.-
Some peeps are totally into the dick spikes. Others throw th' biggest fuckin' hissy fits 'bout it.
-a slim cat-demon is lounging on a wall all of a sudden, idly smoking a cigarette-
Kintsugi is based on the premise that nothing anyone can do or say makes it okay to treat them like trash. By logging in, you affirm that you understand this to be the foundational premise of the community. More on our community philosophy here.
Separate names with a comma.