shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

-waves to Sitara, too-

I suppose it's not surprising people have hidden stuff. I'm just amazed I can search any combination of words and get at least one result. I do that sometimes when my brain won't be quiet.

 

I thiiink we're fictional where they're from. Not a personhood thing.

 

...Mm. If you say so, sweetspark.

 

Would a fake transformer be like those drones the humans started making?

 

Wrench is bad at Nudle searches.

This, you're right. It's this. I think you're cool, super impressive, amazing how life does amazing things in different ways. You're like the good continuity too, not Bayverse.

 

They weren't quite drones, but... yes, that's a good example.

 

-still smiling but also frowning sceptically- Okay realtalk, the real Starscream? Or dream Starscream or whatever? You´re not just shitting me and these are a bunch of cosplayers?

 

Yes! I'm also pretty and sparkly and smart! Do I have a comic?

 

Lord Starscream does indeed pop in here now and then, stars only know why.

 

Real dream? This is a dream, but we're dreams for them. So, he's real. Why would I shit you? I'm very excited.

No, sorry. I haven't seen you in the comics or show, that sucks. You deserve one, I like your frame. What do you turn into?

 

A jet! I'm Devisen, so I need my twin, Stentato, to turn into a jet. Otherwise I'm just half a jet and it feels wrong.

 

You´re not in any of the comics. are they Josh?
But anyway, if you´re real and no someone dressing up as a transformer then you´re definitely a person, no question.

 

Lady, I'm 13 feet tall.

 

I am indeed real. [He frowns, arm tightening around Wiretap's shoulders.] Pardon me if I don't exactly prove my alt like some showpony for your edification.

 

Oh! That's cool! I bet you're fast, with those wings you're probably very agile.

No but not everyone from America is on television.

 

Yes! Also we cheat, but yes!

 

Hey, hey, no, none of that. [He shifts one hand up to rub Glow's back, movements slow and smooth.] You don't gotta, they're not asking for that.

 

Cheat? How? If you're born with it, it's not cheating.

 

-giggles-

-MORE GIGGLING-

 

Do you know how sonic booms can help make planes go faster?