shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

I'm sorry!

 

Nnnnnope not touchin' that right now, one Infobot appearance a day is enough.

 

It's alright! You couldn'a known, triggers are weird and the whole pile's notoriously twitchy about, y'know, telling people where all the weak spots are.

 

Maybe we need to fix that, hey Wrench you want robot armor?

-laughs, flops down to sit.- So Josh says this is a dream, what´s your take?

Nice to meet you. What do you think this place is?

 

[Lonan] -comes stomping into the rave in his Glitter Boy, pops the hatch, climbs down, and NOOGIES THE SHIT out of Static- Heard you talking shit.

 

So! I'm Lacuna!

 

WHAT!
!_!

If he gets to be a dragon in human shape, can I be a human in DRAGON SHAPE?
*_*
o_o

?_?

Matrix, definitely. TOTALLY hackable too, watch!
#_#
[He manifests a thing of beer.]

LO, I AM THE MAKER OF BEER! ALL HAIL!
^_^

 

If you want.

 

But HOW?
?_?
*_*

 

-after shaking Lonan off- Pocket dimension! We've run into a few. Usually they belong to something powerful like a god or an alien intelligence, but maybe this is some kinda communal anomaly? -shrug-

 

"You!" Lissa giggles. "Everything OK now?"

 

Wiretap of Altihex, at your service. [He grins.] Who'd you stab that Glow's not bothered you bein' so close?

[Customer service voice, quite possibly recorded from an actual commercial:] "See all, hear all, know all, report all! If you get wind of any wrongdoing, find your nearest Senate-approved terminal or Enforcer and speak up! All cogs must turn smoothly for the Great Machine of Glorious Cybertron to function; you matter, and we appreciate your cooperation!"

 

I'm CHARMING.

 

Well, I did it by becoming a full-conversion cyborg but as far as I know that's only available in the Republic of Japan and the Corp-Kingdoms.

(That's Corp with an audible 'p', short for Corporation, not Corp sounds like 'core')

 

I mean you are, but charming normally turns him cold :P

 

I don't flirt with him!

 

-grins while watching them.-

No, we wouldn´t get you into the hackerspace.
-steals a beer- All Hail! -takes out her phone and starts trying to figure out how he did it-

Huh. Are they usually hackable?

 

That'd go a long way, yep!

 

Hey!
^_^

YEAH we hashed shit out in waking space too? Buuuuuuuuut that means that I probably won't be able to party with you anymore. Sexy partying, that is.
>_>

We're doing an EXCLUSIVE thing!
o_o

Laaaaaaaame.
=_=

Sounds like a lot of work.
@_@
#_#

Maybe I can just get the wings?
?_?

LAAAAME.
>_<

Thank Marcus, he figured it out first!
^_^

 

Afterglow, can I touch you?

Also I'm angry and homicidal.