shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

[Mission success. Before Marcus can manage to fall out of his lap, Jordi lets off on the tickles and shoves his hands under Marcus's shirt, hauling him up higher in his lap and looking smug.] Got you.

For absolutely no reason, I might add. I was perfectly innocent.

 

*Clings for a second before forcing himself to relax, huffing* You did. You almost got me into full 'climb mount Jordi and sit on his head' mode.

 

Pir! -pounces into the towel- People shouldn´t leave cups of stuff where mis can pounce! Rude! Mi!

 

Aww. I feel the same about my brother. Its just... what do you do when he gets out of hand?

 

Ah, so the forward approach to fights. I like it. We should definitely get some beer sometime soon. You know, to get to know each other and talk about fighting techniques.

 

That sounds good. Real water, please, you can make a pool that punches down or something? It'd be fun to explore.

 

Lissa gently dries off the mi and offers it a mi-sized piece of the fish from her sushi.

"Awww," she says. "At least it wasn't beer?"

 

"Of course you were," says Ford, with the slightest hint of a blush. "Aren't you always?"

 

Stan laughs. "You say that like sometimes he isn't!"

Stan sets a beer in front of him. "There's beer right here, kid, but fighting techniques are more of a demonstrative thing, don't you think?" He's not sure what to think of this kid. You don't talk about fighting, you spar. Unless it's just some kind of icebreaker...was he just asked on a date? Even if he weren't married and also literally surrounded by his brother and sister-in-law's three-tier revolving neverending geek swing party, isn't he kinda old for this kid?

 

Mi? What´s beer? -nibbles fish and purrs-

 

"The stuff brother Stan's drinking." Lissa smiles. "It doesn't actually smell really good. I wouldn't want to take a bath in it."

 

Stands make perfect sense. Some people have them, some people don't. So what? Yeah they could be dangerous, but not all people who have them are bad.

What do you mean "witnessed"?

 

Would've hurt a little if you did it in this shape, not gonna lie. I'm not too keen on a broken neck, so... [He pets Marcus more lazily now, drumming his fingers against one of Marcus's hips.]

Absolutely. No one can ever prove I've done a damn thing.

 

Thanks. We could spar if you want. Though, I haven't had enough drinks for that.

 

You shouldn't even be having drinks in the first place. Last time you had a drink with a bloke, you ended up on the side of the street on your unmentionables.

 

When did I say anything was dangerous or bad? Bizarre is often quite exciting, my good man!

 

"Of course not," says Ford, with a bemused little smile. After a moment, he takes a deep breath. "I'll find her someone to talk to. One of the Lalondes that's on our side, maybe. I heard what they were talking about, though. You need to get him a vet. A good multi-species veterinarian who knows how to keep their mouth shut is the closest you'll find to a xenomedical specialist on your world."

 

Mi! -nods and becomes a little loaf- Was tea, but got cold. Mi was trying to catch fly mi.

 

"Sorry, that might have been my fault," says Lissa.

 

Hahahaha. Well, when people hear bizzare they think of something weird. And weird can be bad to people in their own mind.