shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Oh geez, that sucks! I've been thinking I could ask Burlesque to be my Amica.

 

And the Senate will return the greeting in four to six arcs :P

 

Probably! And I might be wrong!

 

HEy that got a LITTLE heavier than I thought! I mean, it's not a society thing?
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I think?
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Mostly it's HE gets mad jealous and I get MAD jealous and we're both assholes, so wouldn't it be better for us to stop getting MAD JEALOUS and just, y'know, do the closed relationship thing for a little bit. See how it fits!
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NOBODY CARES ABOUT PISTON
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-a little playfully- By saying approximately nothing?

 

I was mostly going to point that out, the jealousy thing.

He said he liked that nick name, so thank you.

 

It's rude to offer help if no one wants to accept it.

 

Sounds like a giant helping of bullshit. We´ve got people saying similar shit. I mean if people wanna be exclusive, more power to them but shaming poly people isn´t cool.

-offers a fistbump and a grin-

-sits up, visibly worried and creeped out- Marcus what the fuck?

 

YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT FUCK

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"Usually sexual repression is enforced from the top down as a way of controlling the populace," Ford says thoughtfully, then kisses the top of Lissa's head. "Asceticism of all kinds usually starts out as a method of social control, which is why revolutionary movements that start out sexually liberal have a bad habit of reversing themselves on that score once someone grabs power and holds onto it. Someday my little harlot will have to tell you about the place she grew up in, which is not considered even remotely typical of her species' normal living arrangements."

He sighs.

"I'm afraid I deprogrammed the hell out of her. Which is why she's the cuddly little kitten she is today."

 

*Squints* I don't know you, but also I am not your Marcus.

I know about me. I know that I am a deeply jealous man, so jealous as to willingly destroy something I care about out of sheer jealousy. I highly doubt that changed.

 

True, there might be other places out there nobodies found yet.

Wrench, What the fuck is going on?

 

Ookaayy this is getting juuust a little creepy.

 

This isn't OUR Marcus this is GREASEBAG SHITEATER with an EVIL GOATEE who sold his soul out to the CORPORATE REGIME.
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And he's got some LAME FUCK who pretends to be me but he isn't, so he's PISTON NOW.

HEY YO YOU'RE WRONG THOUGH! Marcus is a GREAT FUCKING GUY who wouldn't EVER do something like that, because he's not EVIL like you!
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Please stop talking about my Wrench like that, call him Piston or whatever but fuck. He does not deserve that.

Yes, anyway. Marcus Holloway, CEO of Blume. The long and short of it is, I was strong armed into working for them and then decided to take over from the inside. I have. I have put a stranglehold on most of the gentrification, police corruption, health-monitoring, and other behaviors that I was trying to stop before.

I just happen to also be rich now.

???? You just admitted he was jealous.

 

"There's other ways to deal with jealousy," Lissa offers, "but I've only known you what, three days? So that's all I'm gonna say about it. For now. But if it doesn't fit, you let me know and I mean it, we will actually talk. About jealousy. No touchy-kissy stuff, Marcus, not unless you're okay with it." She sighs. Marcus had seemed pretty insecure about that relationship, so of course he's jealous. She had just...kind of looked forward to helping with that. Why is she having feelings about someone she's been with like once? "I mean I really don't want you to think that the sex was all I liked about you. I know you think you're an asshole. But I don't."

 

-absolutely not popcorn.gifing. That would be too blatant. She is hiding a smile at Blume!Marcus meeting more DedSec though-

 

"Most people feel some degree of jealousy, but a man who would destroy what he says he cares for out of jealousy cares only for himself." Ford glares in "Holloway's" direction.

 

You mean like an evil twin? -tries the shrug off the shivers creeping over her spine- Jesus.

 

PISTON IS A DUMB IDIOT WHO COULDN'T HACK HIS WAY OUT OF A PAPER BAG! PISTON DESERVES EVERYTHING HE GETS BECAUSE HE WENT AND DID IT TO HIMSELF! FUCK PISTON, WHAT A LOSER!

Spoiler: gif

We can TOTALLY WORK IT OUT and it's not like it's gotta be PERMANENT it's just a change of pace! For a while, y'know, being something SPECIAL.
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I kinda want to try the exclusive thing just for me, too. Jealousy shit aside, which, yeah, PROBABLY NEED A BETTER COPING METHOD with that, but just dating and shit? I don't think I've ever DATED anyone, my many, MANY disastrous relationships aside.
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