shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

"We were never not cool," Lissa says gently. "I'm happy you're happy. It was just...really fun." She smiles at Marcus, hoping he'll see she means it.

"Also, you want me to take that creep out?"

 

Uh. No... Of Course not
>_>
._.

 

Yeah, but that's WAY different.
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I'm telling you, go MAKE SOME! Friends are WAY BETTER than no friends!
^_^

Ughhh he's taken himself out already but DEFINITELY.
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If you can make him leave, more fucking power to you. I'm pretty sure he figured out how to hack this place too, but usually if I yell long enough, he leaves.
@_@
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-grin- Could´ve told you that before you did that.

drapes and arm loosely over his shoulder. Her boy, attack at your own risk-

Hey working for Blume has gotta be a mindfuck and a half.
-If he´s in reach she pats his shoulder-

You with him? -indicates Blume!Marcus-

 

GENERALLY, I'VE DISCOVERED THAT A LIBERAL APPLICATION OF YELLING AT MAXIMUM VOLUME AND REFUSING TO STOP WILL DRIVE EVEN THE MOST STALWART OF FOES AWAY

 

I mean, I came in on the tail in of you talking shit about his Wrench. So uh??

Probably. He's a shitbag and I kind of hate him but I also get it. It's fucked up but I get it. That's the fucked up part, you know?

Is this the one you were talking about, Wrench?

 

Sitara, that implies I ever think or ask for advice before I do anything.
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No way! This is VAMPIRE WRENCH, also known as Lestat. He's a VAMPIRE.
o_o

Combine it with violence! BE THE MENACE TO SOCIETY YOU DREAM OF BEING.
!_!

 

He started it! With the choking thing!
>_<

Talking about showing me who's boss and shit when I was like 'yo what the fuck's with the suit', it was so FUCKED.
@_@

This is Lestat, he's got no friends so we're ADOPTING HIM NOW.
^_^

 

I JUST MOVED!
`_´
^_^

o_o
?_?
No?

NO! My name is not fucking Lestat!

 

Baileys and coffee, on the other hand... -wink-

Of course not!

 

"I didn't mean make him leave. He was hurting the two of you. I meant slip between dimensions in n-space and follow the bastard and slit his throat, because gutting him would be fun, but someone might find him and fix it," Lissa says cheerfully. "Before I was a champion rose gardener, a mama, Scarlet Woman of the Lodge and all that, I was an assassin, and they started training me when I learned how to walk. Ford isn't kidding when he says he deprogrammed me. Although not with brainwashing tactics or anything gross, just by proving how wrong the people who raised me were. And...not just with words."

 

Just gatecrash a bunch of parties! That's how I made all MY friends.
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Lestat.
^_~

 

Y'don't need t'yell t'be a menace t'society. -flicks his tail-

 

That's fucked up, man... Still. Doesn't seem fair to shit talk the other you because he's a shit. Who knows what kind of shit he's dealing with.

Yeah, you told me about him! *Slowly grins and then noisily sips on his frap*

Ya know, about the bite thing? And me asking how you'd like it if I kissed him?

 

WHILE I APPRECIATE THE IMPLICATION THAT ME TRYING TO BE A MENACE WOULD BE ANYTHING BUT LAUGHABLE...

IT'S PRETTY FUCKING HILARIOUS.

 

It's just... Cool.
Yeah.
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Kinda hard in my world? I really don't want to deal with fuckers what think I'm NOT A PERSON.
>_<

 

That's metal as SHIT.

Spoiler: gif

Smash a cop car! Send a message!
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But what if you just BITE EVERYONE who does that?
?_?

Think about it.
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;_;
I told you about the beer thing, yeah? How I have to drink watered down poison to get drunk? Lots of the assholes poison themselves so much that it'll kill me.
;_;

 

Who just goes out and buys RECREATIONAL POISON on the off chance they'll be bitten by a vampires?
o_O

Well, I'd fucking do it, so I can't really say much, but STILL.
o_o

 

OH, I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND. MY POWERFUL AND AWE-INSPIRING VISAGE HIDES BUT A WEAKLING, WHO IS AS LIABLE TO BREAK HIS WALKSTRUTS KICKING THE OBJECT OF HIS RAGE AS HE IS TO LAND A SUCCESSFUL HIT.