shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Spoiler: pseudo incest also allusions to nsfw things because dick grayson is jsut horrible sometimes.

[Mock gasp!]
I'm healed! Your lips are magic! And so is your tongue. And your teeth. I wonder what other parts of you can do.
[He winks. Because of course he does.]

 

[Thunderwing chirps curiously. Is that meat? It smells like meat. Meat is fun for chewing. He rave-magics himself up a pile of indefinable raw red meat to go with the noodles, and a cube of blue goo for good measure.

He is going to make such a mess.]

 

-defensive eat-off go!-

 

Lissa chuckles; they are so adorable. "I don't actually worry about it too much. I figure 'not evil' is the important part and I just make sure I'm not actually evil."

 

[jade points at the blue goo; her hand drips a little steak juice. table manners are for scrubs!]

whats that?

 

That's what the no-killing-rule is for. Makes the slope a little less slippery.

 

[Happychirp!] Bluegoo! Um-- energon and lots and lots of sodium and aluminum and some sulfur I think? We found it on a ship once!!! It's really sweet and tasty and technically healthy, it's got aluminum in and everything!!!

[He summons another cube of it, roughly half Jade's height, in her general vicinity. If tested, it's roughly the consistency of maple syrup, and also definitely radioactive at a level that would be dangerous to humans outside the rave.]

 

:O thank you
i love trying alien food!

[wagwagwag of tail! jade shrinks the cube down to a more manageable cup-size so she can dual-wield it and the quickly-disappearing steak, and takes a sip]

hmmm its not sweet to me at all but i think that makes sense given that youre not organic and dont have organic style tastes :)
...this is not something humans should be eating at ALL!!! [she sounds pretty delighted by this, actually, and pours a little bit on her steak. steak pancake. steakcake.]

 

Spoiler: Pseudo incest

Aww, you say the nicest things. You're not so bad yourself.
-as he speaks, his hand is slowly running down Dick's back, stopping just before he gets into really questionable territory. He grins challengingly right back at Dick-

 

[Nodnodnods.] Sodium is sweet for us!!! Very sweet, like-- [oh, he can't even tell what species this one is, they have a tail? Maybe? Trying to come up with food comparisons is Hard.] Like the sweetest! Except arsenic, arsenic is sweeter but it goes kinda bitter if you eat too much at once? [Shrug!] I don't think humans are supposed to be eating metal anyway...? Or drinking, I guess, since most people like their energon lik-- likk-- [he clicks disgruntledly for a few seconds, then gives up on 'q' sounds--] runny? Not-solid, more flowy than goo too. Glow says goo is for candies but it's easier for me to eat!!

 

Spoiler: pseudo incest

Ah but that's where you are wrong, I'm in fact the worst... At self control.
[Dick only doesn't grin like a loon because he's busy doing his best seductive whisper as he reaches to put Jason's hand right on his butt.]

 

"Sadly, that's not always possible. Or necessarily desirable." Lissa sighs. "I know, I know. You have courts and judges that work."

 

And we work hard to keep 'em that way as much as possible!

 

Spoiler: Pseudo incest makeouts

-Jason's trying not to grin himself as he firmly appreciates the butt his hand is now on. It's only polite when presented with such a nice one-
Well, that's a problem with an easy solution, big bro. You just gotta let me control you instead.
-he leans in for another kiss, this one more late night premium cable than romance, looking for any sign of hesitation or discomfort from Dick-

 

Spoiler: pseudo incest makeouts

If you think you can handle me, do your worst.
[Hesitation? From Dick? Never. In fact he practically throws himself into the kiss, never more comfortable. For all his enthusiasm he is himself very careful not to actually restrain Jason's ability to move and back off, despite pressing as close as he does. Is that a fade to black starting up?]

 

Spoiler: Pseudo incest makeouts

Oh, I'm gonna make you eat those words.
-Jason gets a hand in Dick's hair and pulls, using his size to crowd Dick. Whatever the conclusion of this is, it's certainly not rave safe, and a fade to black comes down-

 

-congrats you got a raspy laugh out of her. From the sound of it she needed that, and hasn't laughed in a long while-

 

-WHISTLES RUDELY-

 

(an ratto is groom. she's sitting on a pile of various fabrics, altho it rustles slightly and the occasional tail or snoot can be seen as other rats burrow around in the napzone)

(She snif...! n ü d l s... she hops down from the warm comfy pile to obtain some sweet potato noodles.)

 

"As you should." Lissa sighs. "But we can talk about this later!" She is hard put not to waggle her eyebrows. But she's not talking to Marcus and Wrench, or to any of her friends back in Oregon, so she manages this.