shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

"A moment, please. We'll be back." Ford grins. "I need to go have a talk with my wife." He scoops Lissa up and walks out of the rave.

She is such a cat.

((and also the player has to seriously leave as in should have left 20 minutes ago))

 

Break your legs smashing a cop car! SEND A MESSAGE!
!_!
^_^

 

It's recreational for vamps sort-of, it's considered a normal protective measure IT'S STUPID.
>_<

;_;

 

-nods, sympathetic grimace- Yeah that's rough. I hope I don't have an evil twin out there. I probably do.

Point taken. -grins, doesn´t let go of him-

One, what the Fuck? That is not ok. That is so not ok. -she looks rather murderous.- I am going to kick that fuckers ass if he shows his face in here again.

Ok we´re cool then. -friendly smile, waves with the arm that is around Wrench but free of coffee- Welcome to the neighborhood and all. WE can´t call you Wrench though that´s confusing. You two gotta come up with something.

 

HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU YOUR ADVICE IS SHIT? BECAUSE IT IS A FRESH, STEAMING TESTAMENT TO BAD IDEAS

 

RIGHT? What an ASSHOLE.
@_@
=_=
[Sitara snuggles: get.]

Hey, I didn't say FUCK about the message it sends!
^_~

 

If biting doesn't work you can always set people on fire.

 

WHO THE *FUCK* WANTS TO BROADCAST THEIR INCOMPETENCE? THERE'S NO POINT SENDING A MESSAGE THAT SAYS "HEY I'M USELESS" UNLESS YOU WANT DEAD

 

I don't know your life! Maybe you want to say "I'm BAD and HATE THE GOVERNMENT" but also "I'm a SENSITIVE SOUL who could use a lot of LOVE and TENDER NURSING" to the hot paramedic!
?_?

 

THE SPICY MEDICULLER WOULD TAKE ONE LOOK AT MY DEFORMED FLESH PRISON AND PROMPTLY FREE ME FROM IT.

YOU'RE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHOSE EXISTENCE IS A CULL-WORTHY OFFENSE, MY MAN

 

Join the club!

 

-snrk-

-There is a table that appeared when Sitara needed somewhere to put her beer and wasn´t thinking about it-
Seriously an asshole. I´m glad Josh wasn´t here for that.

 

That's why you try and seduce one that has a FETISH.
o_o

FUCK yeah, definitely. I don't know if he could've handled it.
>_>
@_@

 

JOIN IT? I AM A CARD-CARRYING MEMBER OF THE "FUCK YOU I'M ALIVE" CLUB

[he realizes about three seconds in that reaching way up for a giant robot high five probably looks really stupid, but no take-backsies]

MM, BABY, YOU BEING SUBTROLL WASTE GETS ME *SO HOT.* LET'S HAVE A STEAMY NIGHT OF ROLEPLAYING WHERE I SAY SEXY THINGS LIKE "MUTANT SCUM" AND "OH, YEAH, YOU DIRTY SHITBLOOD"

NO THANKS.

 

-She shrinks to give him a high five.-

Mutant scum unite!

 

He handled Lenni, but he shouldn´t have to. Why´d you call that other you Lestat anyway? You are so not Tom Cruise.

 

I WAS EXPECTING SOMETHING MORE HILARIOUS. MY MINISCULE ORGANIC HAND REACHING UP TO BRUSH AGAINST YOUR GARGANTUAN METAL ONE.

THAT OR GETTING ACCIDENTALLY SMUSHED BY THE FORCE OF YOUR ENTHUSIASM.

HELLO, AVERAGE SIZE ROBOT! WE CAN BE BLIGHTS UPON SOCIETY TOGETHER

 

I recommend a life of crime!

 

WHY DOES EVERYONE I TALK TO HERE THINK I WANT TO BE A CRIMINAL OR A MENACE OR A SCOURGE OR WHATEVER?

I AM A PUNY SPECIMEN OF TROLLKIND. MY CRIMINAL CAREER WOULD BE THE STUFF OF GRIM COMEDIES

 

You're already a criminal!