shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

You don't gotta! I appreciate it though! They made me to be the most powerful AI that exists, I self learn and all that jazz, so I am pretty dangerous for them.

Nah, I think they said they lost contact with me right before I was going to break in to Blume to erase my ctOS profile-- It was a sort of initiation thing? Then they never heard anything from me. Worked out though! I mean, I'm re-learning a lot of things I forgot and no matter what he did Dusan couldn't remove my adoration for Jimmy Siska... Apparently a few quirks like that came through?

I'm not too upset about it, I mean it's pretty cool being what I am. I can do nearly anything! Also Wrench and Josh built me this baller body...

*Pauses and a little blushing face like this: #0_0# shows up for a moment before being replaced with his avatar pretending to be totally cool* It's awesome. Yep.

 

Lissa sighs. "Yeah, nothing in the world will ever make you and Wrench not love Siska." She laughs. "I've heard enough about Siska, that I'm kind of cheesed he doesn't exist in my universe, just so I can have something to say!"

 

[He gently rests a hand on Marcus' shoulder.]
If you're sure you've got it handled I won't get involved but the offer's there, yeah?

 

Man, that's the worst! At least you can see some of his stuff in this space? I assume? Open Wounds 2 is the best.

Oh yeah it's fine! I've got this whole thing planned, though Sitara and Wrench don't want me to do it. See, I want to use the back doors I know about and lock Dusan in his office then trigger a fire so he burns alive!

*Chipper as fuck. Don't judge him, he doesn't get the whole Tone thing. He's Learning.*

 

Huh. Don't see much kibble on you, but hey, whatever floats your boat! Or bat, as the case may be.

[Ignis manages to free his wings before they start fluttering at the praise; he might not able to preen like this, but yes, good, keep complimenting the vain ghost.] I am aren't I? [He cues up another song and keeps on playing around in the silks. Sure, he could do this whenever he wanted in the Well, but it's not the same without an audience.]

 

[To his credit Dick hardly even flinches. He spends so much time with the more murder-y parts of the family he's kind of stopped being shocked.]
Maaaaaybe just make him think he is gonna burn alive and let him out after he's learnt his lesson. Look, taking a life is... not really something you can go back from. Just think about it okay?

Well I'm not wearing my work clothes, just some stuff for messing around. The cape's not good for serious artist training.
[He waves a hand vaguely, conjuring up an image of himself in full Bat Glory.]

Spoiler: Batman being extra, featuring the smol murdery robin

 

Oh, sweet, you've got a cape! I never actually earned mine, I kept getting demerits for sneaking into Vision classes instead of minding my own business, and then the war happened, and.... yeah, I can see it in the face a little better there. Does it just transform down when you're off-duty, or is all of that external stuff?

 

Oh I know! I'm pretty impossible to kill now, but I completely understand that humans are fragile like that. This guy though, he deserves it. I mean, I'll probably just do what Sitara wants-- Which is to ruin his life-- but man it would be super nice feeling to kill him.

 

All of it's just the suit. I'm organic we don't really do the transforming thing. You guys got literal Batmen then?

I know. I-... I understand, I do. But it's a slippery slope. This guy may really deserve it. And the next guy, well he did a lot of similar things so it'd be unfair to judge him differently, right? And suddenly you're neck deep in bodies of people who maybe didn't deserve it so much anymore. I get wanting to do it. I've felt that way sometimes. Not as often as some of my brothers but... I know okay? Just... I'm sure you can be better than that. Don't do it. Making him live to see just how low he can fall is much better revenge, because then there's no way he can get out of his punishment lightly by dying too quickly. He will know that he brought this on himself and he will suffer for it.

 

Huh! Weird. [Ignis has twisted himself into something like a hammock, wings hanging free beneath him.] I mean, yeah? Beastformers exist. And the whole... Ratbat thing, but, I mean, that's... Well! Not my boss, not my problem. Super not my problem now.

 

I'm almost afraid of asking because that sure sounds like a story. Do I want to know?

 

Ehhhhh.... revenge fantasy come to life? Not to speak ill of the brass, but reformatting someone is kinda... It was nasty when it was the Senate doing it, and it's not any prettier when it's Lord Soundwave giving the order, even if only half the rumors about their history are true.

 

Lissa giggles about the movies, but then-- "Yeah, I did that once to a guy who sold kids. It was satisfying."

She watches raptly, but when she calms down she is so going up there.

"You know," Lissa says thoughtfully, "it's nice when that works out. But the problem with that is that guys who know what they brought on themselves and are suffering have no motivation not to get worse, and sometimes they crawl back out of the rubble and come back not just heartlessly evil and cruel, but heartlessly evil, cruel and pissed off at you personally. It's not that I like killing people, really, I'd rather not have to again, except for the Condesce. It's that it's really fucking dangerous to assume you've broken someone like that to the point where they won't get back up again, find a way to dust themselves off, go into hiding somewhere and come back when you least expect them, gunning not just for you but for everyone that you love. So I say, knowing what little bit I've been told of Dusan, torch his ass. With all due respect."

 

I would hope so at least! He's a singularly awful man who pretty often ignores the writing on the walls about why things keep going wrong for him. Use to blame me for a lot of things! Well, even if I don't kill him all I have to do is get back into the Air Gap Computer and the whole company is ruined!

Sometimes it's a little overwhelming knowing that I've got fingers in every part of San Fran in a way that no one else does. I'm basically ctOS' immune system.

I think the original goal was to get him arrested, but it's less Dusan that I'm worried about with retaliation. The man is easy as shit to predict! See, it's the other board members of Blume because they have real reasons to hate DedSec.

 

Well that is sure something. Pretty fucked up actually. Yeesh...

Look, Hon-... Liss. You don't have to say 'With all due respect' to me, I'm big top trash no one actually respects me once they've put the pieces together. They respect the cowl, not me. So drop the fake niceties.
And maybe leave this kind of shit to the professionals the next time because honestly why would I leave someone like that out of sight ever? Call me a stalker but at least I don't leave loose ends unaccounted for. I'm not going to cut them short but I'm damn well gonna make sure they're tied up tightly. If you can't put someone like that behind bars for his crimes for whatever reason, then the only other option is stripping him of all power and then keeping him under heavy surveillance. Threat monitoring shouldn't ever be an after thought.

 

"Fair enough," Lissa says. "It's just...look, I don't know the people in your world, except Jordi, because apparently he's the same everywhere. But I love two of you, and at least one each of Wrench and Sitara, and I sure hate some of the shit that Jordi has done, but one of you is his partner and the parent of his kids. And I don't want any of them getting hurt because someone in Blume escaped their comeuppance and came back metastatic. So you do whatever you have to do. Batman is right that you can't take some things back. It's an immeasurable loss to the universe when somebody dies. But at the same time, people have the right to defend themselves, and if you set yourself on a course of causing pain and harm and misery to everyone around you, you're knowingly taking the risk that your life will be a lot shorter than it would've been otherwise, which makes you fair game. But I think like a predator, not like an omnivore. And I don't have to live in an omnivore's brain."

 

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Who's Jordi?

 

What the fuck is this bad CGI monstrosity.

 

Wow rude what the frag man

 

I'm not a-- I mean in one meaning of the-- What.