shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

more like screw that

assface

 

Dickbutt.

 

UR LITERALLY HARASSING A MINOR I CANT BELIEVE THIS

 

Technically, yes.

 

-openly laughing at his predicament-

 

Are you sure you don't have one of those weird troll hateboners for him

No amount of hilarious irritation I can cause you measures up to the sheer frustration you get when you see that silly goatee of his around, huh.

Though I do have say I'm starting to notice that between him and I, you really seem to have a certain type going on...

It's pretty funny, I have to say!

 

*He dramatically falls to the floor.*

@trunglr.net save me

 

CAN IT, HALLOWEEN SPOOKTACULAR

 

-laughs even harder-

 

-juice starts to blow a harder raspberry back, but accidentally chokes on their tongue, turning beet red-
landeau no oh my god

i am not having this conversation right now you big dumb...dumb

 

I must say, inducing frustration through contrariety is a very enjoyable past-time.

 

D --> Such audacity
D --> There is no dungeon e%cept for the one you have forced upon our minds
D --> I do not entertain such unbecoming thoughts
D --> You have simply been reading too many e%plicit lowblood romance novels

 

!!!!! -fite the wingtip, fall of re-pounce and cling-

 

Lissa shrugs. "I didn't say that you should be polite. Spew vulgarity as much as you like. It's when you speak to him with authority that he does this obnoxious thing. He wants you to exercise power over him."

She glances slyly at Ford before she continues. "People who have seen me lead my Dark Lord or some big buff troublemaker around like a pup sometimes throw themselves at me. What they don't understand is that I get to choose who serves me when I want to be a queen. This guy does not deserve to be bossed around by you. He doesn't even consider what you want. So be rude all you like, but don't show care or concern."

 

sir pls

think of the children

 

[A valiant battle! Much struggle, very ferocious! But not enough to ever throw him off. Tol beastmama is tol, and is not too keen on testing a kitten's righting reflexes.]

 

WELCOME TO MY SPECIAL HELL, PERSONALLY AND LOVINGLY HAND-CRAFTED TO TORMENT BOTH YOU AND ME. THERE IS NO ESCAPE. WE WILL BOTH DOUBLE-DIE HERE, SHRIEKING PAST EACH OTHER ABOUT GROSSING EACH OTHER OUT

????

SEE THEORETICALLY I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, BUT IN PRACTICE I SEE NO REASONABLE WAY TO EMPLOY THIS SICK STRAT EXCEPT WITH METHODS THAT COULD (AND WILL, KNOWING HIM) BE INTERPRETED AS THE LOWLY GUTTERBLOOD AT LONG LAST LEARNING HIS PLACE.

 

-many tiny "grr"s and kicks. His tail is lit up in order to intimidate the enemy! But eventually he gets tired and slows down, only biting the edge a little out of principle.-

 

[Eventually, the struggles become more like gentle pettins. Sleep, bb.]

 

D --> You are mistaken
D --> I desire no such thing

-Equius makes a face of complete and utter disgust-
D --> Revolting
D --> I can feel all the pores in my skin suddenly close as they are replaced with the most awful of shudders
D --> The cessation of my sweating was not worth having to hear this

D --> I must now go find somewhere to have a mental breakdown as it is slowly starting to dawn at me that you of all people have replaced Her Imperious Condescension
D --> My entire worldview is shattering around me as would one of my bows