shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

I'm not changing that would be INDECENT!

A thing what goes into a CARRIER'S BOOBS

 

!!!!!! [Both of them eat thing as soon as bigbug gives the okay.] !!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Much!!! Excitechirping!!!!! New flavors!!!!! New mouthfeel!!!!! The third sibling returns to join the feeding frenzy safe under someone Big.]

Spoiler: extremely accurate depiction (gif)

 

Yep.... You're dreaming. By the way..

 

A class of alt-mode. Y'know, what he transforms into? Stick 'em in a carrier, use 'em for surveillance, kill 'em if their carrier dies and they're too closely bonded. Very sad.

 

[A baby?]

 

Big enough!!!

They´re protoforms! -he´s unfluffing and no longer in the way between smols and Req- You look like you can fight. You can help feed them?

-approval chirp. It is very good!-

-confuse chirp- Protoforms go in eggs not chests!

 

UM.

 

*Serious voice* Yes. I am a baby.

 

[Hmmm. So am I!]

-Tickle tickle.-

 

*Squirms a touch closer* I THINK... I'll just watch. I like watching things, helps me learn? Afraid of hurting. Wouldn't mean to! Just afraid.

*SQUEA-HONKS*

*Return tickles WITH SO MANY LIMBS*

 

Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

So's you. What if you fell on 'em?

 

[They don't know what most of those words. But!!!! Offendsqueak!!!!] No eggs!!!! Did eggs!!! Did sleep!!!!

 

Are you sure? My father's not here. And I've never dreamed of mechanoids before!

 

-She flails and 'shrieks'.-

Spoiler: gif

 

-gentle chirp. offers ice cream-

I won´t!

-fusspet, feed ice cream-. Also gentle soothing nonsense chirrs- Yes you´re very big and strong!

 

Slag happens, my mech.

[He stretches his arms up over his head, then winks his lone optic.]

 

........ That makes as much sense as any of the other stuff around here so.

[His eyes go a bit bigger but he quickly looks away.]
Oh.

 

D-don't say it like that! Cassettes are wonderful! Nobody's deliberately killing them!

 

[They settle down again, though one of the whiter two-- the one who was exploring earlier?-- puffs themself up and preens a little before going back to the Very Important Business of eating all the ice cream]

 

Not Deceptiside, at least. Soundy's too fragging scary to go around knocking cassettes off to make your spike tingle. Autobots didn't seem to know about 'em as much, but they knew better than to aim for the littles.