shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Soundwave...?

 

Yeah, head of surveillance? With the mind-reading? Fragger'd know if you popped a mini, especially if you popped a cassette, and you wouldn't live long enough to learn how bad you'd regret it.

 

[He's suddenly put off from eating ice cream.]
I could care less what you guys do among each other believe me.

 

No! Not allowed. gotta be careful around protos!

-pets more-

 

I'm sure... It's like a special group dream thing.

 

I don't know him, but, um...

...good.

 

THAT is what you get

*Accepts the ice cream, just dumps it and bowl into his maw. Good Job Req*

 

[Mercy! Mercy!]

 

I mean TO BE REAL I never knew my intended carrier. They dead as FRAG

 

Well, if I have to share a dream, at least it's not with those two! Mechanoids are nicer than naked ladies. Even if there was lots of yelling.

I'm Fuu! Who are you?

 

-gigglechirps! This one looks scary but is very silly.- Do you like crunchy food? -summons more bowls-

 

NO MERCY IN WAR

*stops tickling*

 

Marcus! It's a pleasure to meet you Fuu.

*Has a distant feeling that a certain weaboo version of himself would be going insane at this moment in time. Dismisses it.*

 

[Happychirrs!! Blue, the smallest one, streeeeetches and then removes themself from the feedingpile to curl up by Sprocket's ankle. Not napping, their optic band is still lit, just full (for now) and content to sit and be pet.]

 

Haps.

Yeah, he's one of the better ones in high command. Heard he's building a commune or somethin'? Onward ho, and more power to him, someone deserves it probably. You think they take in defectors?

Awww but you're so Primus-damned cute, you know they'd've loved you if they ever met you.

 

Yesssss *grabby hands* I like rocks and crunchy bits.

nOPE YOU ARE MR CUTIE FACE

 

I'm sorry! Are you okay?

 

-She flops on him.-

[i'm dyiiiing]

 

Yep! No carrier but THEY threw me into the OCEAN and ASSUMED things would be FIIIINE

Frag, GOTTA EAT YOU

*Fake nomming*

 

That sucks. And it sucks they assigned you a carrier. That should be your choice.

I'm Archive. My conjunx isn't here now. She's also... my bonded?