shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

-she turns this into a sloppy kiss, only just bothering to get the bottle out of the way, then bites Ophira's lips and upends the bottle over her head-

 

[Ophira sputters, then grabs Elluha's arms and throws herself forward to throw her over her shoulder onto the couch. She grins like this means she has just won evrything forever.]

 

-Elluha shrieks like a particularly earsplitting banshee and flails dangerously, scrabbling to catch Ophira and drag her down with her-

 

[Ophira is indeed dragged down, cussing cheerfully and aiming to bite elluha's ears with an enthusiasm that is completely inappropriate]

 

wow, sure is some weather we're having

 

Is there weather? I hadn't noticed.

[Afterglow has acquired a blanket of dozy baby insecticons-- three of four, the last still gleefully raining various bottles and glasses down from Jordi's bar.]

 

[What weather?]

 

yeah how are you guys not seeing this its next level
clouds that may or may not be made of hornets
a storm thats just thinking about falling but never giving up the stability of a billowy shape
ominous as hell imo im a little spooked just to be here
maybe the weather is a metaphor for the fragility of the human condition

afterglow are you waterproof because theres some high odds that shits about to get real in the ways of water

 

Well isn't that a personal question? My specifications are none of your business. And besides, there's already ethanol everywhere, it's not like water can make things much worse.

 

-concerned mi noises-

 

woah shit dude didnt mean any offense just
theres a storm a coming and if water can get in it might mess you all up
see humans are kinda designed to take a storm beating, but you guys, not so much, unless you are
also did i miss something? why is there ethanol everywhere
were you getting trashed
can robots get trashed
is that too personal of a question to ask

oh no dude, kitty dont be scared
we can wait it out under the giant robot who may or may not be waterproof
actually might be a bad idea if he isn't waterproof
well in any case you can wait it out under my cape, which is waterproof for some reason
hows that sound, lil dude

 

THE ONLY ONCOMING STORM IS MY RAGE!

 

Pirrr! -hides in cape. Cave get!-

 

[dave looks at the mi in his cape, tries not to smile and fails hopelessly. he is enamored]
oh hell fucking yes this is the best shit
youre gonna be all kinds of warm and safe in here lil dude

 

-the cape purrs-

 

-Chell has found some large square panels and is making a lean to out of them.-

 

oh shit now thats an idea
got some common sense on this one why didnt i think of that
im a little tied up at the moment right now uh
i'll help out in a minute
[he wants to help but can't tear himself from the mi]

 

testing, testing, is this thing on?

 

-Chell laughs- [You could pick the mi up?]

 

[Hi!]