shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

oh dude that's genius okay let's try this
[dave starts to very gently scoop the mi up, then gets an idea. he takes his cape off and tents it up for the little dude, as best he can]
i'll be back dude
feel free to go to town on this with your claws if you want, i got tons of 'em

[he walks over to chell and starts laying up more boards for the shelter]
so whats your story, i dont think ive seen you before
is that a prison jumpsuit or some kind of uniform
is that too personal like i dont wanna be overly personal here

 

Mi? Mi! -the capes moves as the mi does many important mi things within-

 

[Kinda both. I´m a prisoner but I´m not in jail. I´m a test subject.]

 

...you do realise the war involved countless organic planets, yes? There are very few transformers incapable of dealing with a bit of rain, and in any case this is the rave. No one has to get soaked who doesn't want to.

The only thing getting trashed is the bar over there. [He nods to the Zone Of Destruction, still occupied by a giggling baby Insecticon.]

 

"Yeah, this is the rave. We could have a fucking sharknado in here and nobody's going to get hurt." Lissa chuckles and slips past the giggling baby bugbot to get herself a drink.

 

No, honey, I'm definitely attempting to loose my higher mental functions over here.
[.... How many glasses of pomegranade champagne has he drunk? There's no way to tell but it must have been several. The worst part is he doesn't seem the slightest bit affected.]

 

Alright, the bar and the bird.

 

[Teggy laughs cheerfully and downs another glass in a looooooong sip]

 

[I contradict myself, I contain multitudes, I motor around and threaten stabbing in two Raves at once]

 

[They pat stabby carefully. Good Roomba best friend.]

 

-nest on warm robit-

 

:D :D :D
[Ave pets the Mi with careful light fingertips]

 

-tiny purrs. Many tiny purrs-

 

(a rat is spooked by the knife roomba. WHAT IS IT and why is it making weird noises and moving... rat vision does not help them determine wtf the heck is going on here)

(they l e a p to cling to a convenient crate)

 

[petpetpet.... Gosh!!! So cute!!!!]

Oh! Do you need help, friend?
[They hold out a hand to allow the rat to hop onto them]

 

(snef... smells like... warm metal. hrrrm.)

(they place a paw onto one of Ave's fingers, and try to gently nom to see if they're a food.)

 

[Ave giggles and doesn't pull the finger away. They're not food but this isn't bothersome!]

 

(after an experimental nibble, the rat climbs on. hello yes its rat time, they are here to investigate and sit on the warms)

 

[Ave sits. Very still. Gasp! Small furry friends. Adorable baby friends!!!
After a bit of sitting very very still and letting the rat explore they summon something close to a cheese cube (albeit having a slightly weird color and glowing faintly) and hold that out to the rat friend]

 

-the mi has falled asleep on him. he´s warm-