shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Does anyone wanna see a sick lookin mountain

 

:OOOO
I've never seen a mountain what are they?!

 

... I gueeesss?

 

:OOOOOOOOO COOL

 

Mountains are when the ground tries to run away

 

Hell yeah!

 

Oh no! Maybe we should befriend the ground so it's not so scared anymore then?

 

Hmmm... that’s might just be an idea...

 

Making friends is nice :D Let's all hug the ground!

 

Put leafs on the ground, pour toddy on it to keep it warm and loved

 

What are leafs? What's Toddy?

 

HELL YEAH

 

Toddy is the warm drink with the berries..
I liked drinking it back when i had tastebuds..



Leafs are the limbs of plants, they are small and green and sometimes smell good

 

:O
And yes! We should put leafs on the ground then it's like all the plants are hugging the ground too!
You don't have tastebuds anymore? How does that happen?
[Look this is a 30ft tall robot who acts like a toddler, you'll have to explain everything, sorry.]

 

Hell yeah!! Plants!

Hmm I got into a pretty bad case of bad luck and my lower jaw was almost destroyed but it's all good case my prosthetic teeth are sick as hell

 

Makes biting the ankles of people i hate easier

 

Oh no! D: I know Dad can fix people's jaws so they cna still taste their fuel, is that not something organics can do? That's so sad! But you can probably taste things here if you want it hard enough! I can share my candy with you!

:O But- but biting people isn't nice!

 

I havent had sensations in my jaw for almost twenty years, ill be good


What kind of candy is it???

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Hmm.. biting people isn’t nice?? I sometimes payed for their hospital bills so I’m not all bad

 

Sodium clusters! They're all sweet and glittery and sooooo pretty! Some of them even get gold flakes mixed in or metal compounds for more colors!
[They summon a bowl of colorful crystals. it's a small bowl for Ave, which means the bowl is probably at least kiddie pool sized for a human]

Ah, uh.... I mean paying their hospital bills is pretty nice I guess.