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shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Discussion in 'It's Galley's Turn' started by SHITPOSTING ALPHYS, Mar 20, 2017.

  1. Nick Lytkjitjendit

    Nick Lytkjitjendit Sells out friends for nice looking rocks

    Hmmm is that actual sodium. In clusters? HmmmmMmmm

    I also have snacks... /pulls 3 dry cured lemmings and a piece of lichen out of his pocket/



    Ah yes paying. I gave them a copy of The Bible of Self Preservation, some antibiotics and a pocket sewing kit, it goes a long way!!
     
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  2. Averagius Of The Rave

    Averagius Of The Rave Literal Robot Angel | 18+

    That looks strange.... does it taste goo- OH! Oh sorry D: I didn't mean t- Uh anyways! I could try that maybe?
    And yes that's actual sodium! And well energon also, at least a little. But mostly sodium, which is why I'm not supposed to have too much of it, it's too sweet and not very healthy, hehe.
    Hmmm anti-biotics are probably liek the stuff we use against rust infections, right? But what is... sewing? Is that like a welding torch? :O
     
  3. Nick Lytkjitjendit

    Nick Lytkjitjendit Sells out friends for nice looking rocks

    It tastes. Like taste i think, youre more just meant to keep it around Incase you get hungry and not think too hard about what it actually is

    Hmm sodium. Like you lick a rock. Hmm nice! When i was a kid i loved licking rocks, fuck yeah!



    Its to prevent bacterial infections so yeah i think so! Sewing is when you take a thread and a sharp needle and carefully braid the skin together by puncturing it and letting the thread close up the wound.
     
  4. Averagius Of The Rave

    Averagius Of The Rave Literal Robot Angel | 18+

    Well uh, yeah kinda probably? I mean we don't really eat squishy stuff, mostly just minerals, so I'm not so sure about what it's like not to eat rocks?
    And wow I don't think that would work with us, probably...
     
  5. Felidae

    Felidae When you are the cat AND the catnip

    Sodium's the good stuff though [Catte poofs into existence suspiciously close to the sodium cluster. Hmmm sodium] but Aluminium sulphate's better.

    Yeah like welding then, or someone gets rust.
     
  6. local rats

    local rats NS| snif snif snif snif snif

    (a ratto nyooms around in a pile of leaves in the distance)

    (they burrow and leap and occasionally cronch a leaf)
     
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  7. Averagius Of The Rave

    Averagius Of The Rave Literal Robot Angel | 18+

    Aluminium is groooooosssssss
    [Ave gently nudges over the bowl with the sodium clusters]
     
  8. Nick Lytkjitjendit

    Nick Lytkjitjendit Sells out friends for nice looking rocks

    This sure was educational
     
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  9. Nick Lytkjitjendit

    Nick Lytkjitjendit Sells out friends for nice looking rocks

    >:3
     
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  10. Nick Lytkjitjendit

    Nick Lytkjitjendit Sells out friends for nice looking rocks

    Does anyone here like water or caves
     
  11. Felidae

    Felidae When you are the cat AND the catnip

    's nooot, it's sour and sour is good. [She loafs down by the bowl and takes a little sodium cluster] Thank you! [She summons some rust sticks in return. After all, she's supposed to share!]
     
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  12. Felidae

    Felidae When you are the cat AND the catnip

    Do vents count?
     
  13. Nick Lytkjitjendit

    Nick Lytkjitjendit Sells out friends for nice looking rocks

    My mom worked in the mines

    Mainly iron
     
  14. Averagius Of The Rave

    Averagius Of The Rave Literal Robot Angel | 18+

    I've never seen any! I was made here and I can't get out! Please show more cool stuff! :D
     
  15. Nick Lytkjitjendit

    Nick Lytkjitjendit Sells out friends for nice looking rocks

    Hmm any closed of enclave counts. Snow pockets, mountains, debris.. warm n safe
     
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  16. Nick Lytkjitjendit

    Nick Lytkjitjendit Sells out friends for nice looking rocks

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    This is water. Swimming in it is nice and good, fish and seal inhabit and they are nice to eat

    [​IMG]

    This is a cave and i like hiding in them to avoid work. They can get very snug
     
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  17. Felidae

    Felidae When you are the cat AND the catnip

    [soft noise] You can't get out here? [Ohno poor captured one!] I'll talk to Soundy he's good at getting things out of places! [For science. But y'know. Clearly this is science too. Not like anyone will notice an extra sparkling there's sooooo many already]

    Vents are cool! Lots of nice people in the vents [Kitten is purr. Vents are great especially if you need to get around without anyone seeing you. Well, anyone who'd tell]
     
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  18. Nick Lytkjitjendit

    Nick Lytkjitjendit Sells out friends for nice looking rocks

    I dont go into vents often, i like being outside, but sound good stuff
     
  19. Averagius Of The Rave

    Averagius Of The Rave Literal Robot Angel | 18+

    Ohhhhhhhhhh, Oh how pretty!!!! That's so cool...

    [Well... an extra sparkling probably not but Ave is a perfectly mature mech aside from being merely a year old. Good luck hiding that.]
    Oh uh! I don't mind? It'd be nice to see new things sometime,s but I like it here! No one can get hurt if they don't want to and I can just get whatever I want when I need it and don't have to worry!
     
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  20. Alexis Ravelle

    Alexis Ravelle New Member

    Water is good, but not in enclosed spaces where it gets damp and mouldy. I hate mould. Makes me gag.

    Never really had the chance to enjoy a nice cave, unless you wanna make some kind of "lady-caves" joke, which I probably shouldn't.
     
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