shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Hmmm is that actual sodium. In clusters? HmmmmMmmm

I also have snacks... /pulls 3 dry cured lemmings and a piece of lichen out of his pocket/

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Ah yes paying. I gave them a copy of The Bible of Self Preservation, some antibiotics and a pocket sewing kit, it goes a long way!!

 

That looks strange.... does it taste goo- OH! Oh sorry D: I didn't mean t- Uh anyways! I could try that maybe?
And yes that's actual sodium! And well energon also, at least a little. But mostly sodium, which is why I'm not supposed to have too much of it, it's too sweet and not very healthy, hehe.

Hmmm anti-biotics are probably liek the stuff we use against rust infections, right? But what is... sewing? Is that like a welding torch? :O

 

It tastes. Like taste i think, youre more just meant to keep it around Incase you get hungry and not think too hard about what it actually is

Hmm sodium. Like you lick a rock. Hmm nice! When i was a kid i loved licking rocks, fuck yeah!

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Its to prevent bacterial infections so yeah i think so! Sewing is when you take a thread and a sharp needle and carefully braid the skin together by puncturing it and letting the thread close up the wound.

 

Well uh, yeah kinda probably? I mean we don't really eat squishy stuff, mostly just minerals, so I'm not so sure about what it's like not to eat rocks?
And wow I don't think that would work with us, probably...

 

Sodium's the good stuff though [Catte poofs into existence suspiciously close to the sodium cluster. Hmmm sodium] but Aluminium sulphate's better.

Yeah like welding then, or someone gets rust.

 

(a ratto nyooms around in a pile of leaves in the distance)

(they burrow and leap and occasionally cronch a leaf)

 

Aluminium is groooooosssssss
[Ave gently nudges over the bowl with the sodium clusters]

 

This sure was educational

 

>:3

 

Does anyone here like water or caves

 

's nooot, it's sour and sour is good. [She loafs down by the bowl and takes a little sodium cluster] Thank you! [She summons some rust sticks in return. After all, she's supposed to share!]

 

Do vents count?

 

My mom worked in the mines

Mainly iron

 

I've never seen any! I was made here and I can't get out! Please show more cool stuff! :D

 

Hmm any closed of enclave counts. Snow pockets, mountains, debris.. warm n safe

 

This is water. Swimming in it is nice and good, fish and seal inhabit and they are nice to eat



This is a cave and i like hiding in them to avoid work. They can get very snug

 

[soft noise] You can't get out here? [Ohno poor captured one!] I'll talk to Soundy he's good at getting things out of places! [For science. But y'know. Clearly this is science too. Not like anyone will notice an extra sparkling there's sooooo many already]

Vents are cool! Lots of nice people in the vents [Kitten is purr. Vents are great especially if you need to get around without anyone seeing you. Well, anyone who'd tell]

 

I dont go into vents often, i like being outside, but sound good stuff

 

Ohhhhhhhhhh, Oh how pretty!!!! That's so cool...

[Well... an extra sparkling probably not but Ave is a perfectly mature mech aside from being merely a year old. Good luck hiding that.]
Oh uh! I don't mind? It'd be nice to see new things sometime,s but I like it here! No one can get hurt if they don't want to and I can just get whatever I want when I need it and don't have to worry!

 

Water is good, but not in enclosed spaces where it gets damp and mouldy. I hate mould. Makes me gag.

Never really had the chance to enjoy a nice cave, unless you wanna make some kind of "lady-caves" joke, which I probably shouldn't.