shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

[He coos and laughs, writhing a little from the tickles]
I'm very peaceful, why, I've never fought anyone in my life.
[He's the very picture of innocence indeed. So good and pure. All of it is a lie.]

 

Yeah, you let me do it all instead, y'asshole. So y'don't get y'r feathers dirty. -moar tickles-

 

[snickers]
Noooo, it's got nothing to do with my feathers. I don't fight so I don't ruin my manicure, get it right.

 

Whatta 'bout this manicure? -dramatically gestures with both sets of kitty claws out-

 

Oh please they've never seen an actual nail file in your entire life.
... Which is how I like them but that's besides the point.
[He leans against Polly and nuzzles at his neck.]

 

No claw caps f'r this kitty~
-he winks at @Lissa Beijada-Pines-

 

You're terrible and I love you.
[He kisses him.]

 

-he kisses back, drawing a neat slice through Teggy's shirt and the skin beneath at the back-

 

[Teggy pulls back and gives him an utterly unimpressed look to hide the little shiver.]
I like this shirt.

 

...Steal y'a new one?

 

When have I ever said no to that?

 

-smug kitty grin-
Tha's how I win.

 

[He goes back to finger-preening Polly's hair.]
Of course you do.

 

Lissa chuckles. "Humans are delicate you know." She looks up at Ford fondly. "And I mean to keep this one around as long as I can."

 

^_^
I like humans. They're fucking awesome. You know? Fucking little pricks that just don't wanna die. I mean, sometimes they're assholes but hey, there's Jimmy Siska. Proof that humanity is worth it all.

o_o
^_^

 

Humans are silly. It should not be so easy to be able to get fiv grown ass adults to have a brawl in the parking lot of a gallery and yet here we are and here are my saturday nights.

 

Humans will fight over anything - rather like Cybertronians.

 

If I ever need a change of tapestry and am still dodging my family in hell, I will be sure to remember that.
[He grins.]

 

!_!
A fight!? ...

;_;
I wish I could but I'm too strong now, I break people. It sucks. I just wanna fight.

 

...Did sumvun say fightink?