shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Well that's a mess.

My own immortality is a quantum disaster wrapped up with contiguous memory across the entirety of spacetime so, well, things get a little messy sometimes as well! Less messy than your sort, though.

[Grandpa Prime is laughing at you, Life Support.]

 

BOY OH BOY, LET ME POP THE LID ON THIS TIN OF DIRT NOODLES! WHAT DOES IT HAVE IN STORE FOR ME, I WONDER? SURELY NOT DIRT NOODLES.

WHAT METHOD.

ARE YOU THE ONE THAT HAS TO VORE HIMSELF OR WHATEVER? I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE FINER DETAILS OF ROBOT RELIGION.

 

Hy luff hyu! -noofs, steals pizza-

 

Sex. It didn't begin that way, but it certainly ended up like that. Thus why I said it isn't for everyone. The lectures would have worked eventually, I'm sure.

 

-snrk-

 

Oh, no, that's my... hm, my Ancestor's hatchmate might be the best way to phrase that unless your human compatriots have explained "uncle" to you yet. I'm our multiverse's... warden, embodiment, Mage, guardian, take your pick-- of Space, and I've gone a bit unstuck! Or too stuck, from another point of view.

 

So he DOES have to vore himself! I wasn't sure!

 

"Or whatever"! ;)

 

DO YOU THINK I LIVED WITH HUMANS FOR THREE SWEEPS WITHOUT EVENTUALLY WANTING TO UNDERSTAND THE "DRUNK UNCLE AT THANKSGIVING" JOKES.

I'M GONNA BE HONEST I AM A LITTLE WEIRDED OUT BY HOW YOU MAKE YOUR VOICE DO THE GREEN THING, BUT!! MAGE OF SPACE IS A THING THAT MAKES SENSE TO ME, FINALLY. I CLASP MY HANDS AND RAISE THEM TO THE SKY IN THANKS, OH, JOYOUS NIGHT.

WHAT IS YOUR ADHESIVE CONUNDRUM

 

Bluuuuh! Hey, I'm your cousin now, right? Tell meeee.

 

Dirt noodles. I think I like you guys.

 

UNLESS YOU'RE A FAN OF HOITY TOITY HIGHBLOOD WORDS, THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE *CALLED*

I WILL NEVER GET USED TO ALL THESE HUMANS TALKING LIKE THEY'RE LORDS AND LADIES OF THE CONDESCENSION'S TUNA-SCENTED COURT.

 

That's weird. I've encountered a few things like that in my time in space, but most of it was translator issues.

 

YEAH, WELL, TROLLS MADE THE HUMAN UNIVERSE--AT LEAST THE ONE I'M FAMILIAR WITH--SO IT STANDS TO REASON THERE'S GOING TO BE MORE SIMILARITIES AND WEIRD SHIT BETWEEN US THAN SAY. TROLLS AND SLIME MOLDS

 

I... hold up I need to check the Directory for sapient slime molds. I suddenly need to look at their language. -a tablet appears in their hand-

 

-appears-

 

You are not in the species directory, and probably not from my megaverse. What language do you speak? -crouches down next to the Moldsmall-

 

-slime noises-

 

... -pokes their translator a few times- Sorry, I didn't catch that.

 

Oh wow! Is that pudding! No, or wait, gelatin. Yes.

It's certainly very noisy though? I didn't know gelatin made so much noise, it never does at the table.