Shitposting Rave OOC

And this dear darlings, is why Unicron is usually very controlled and polite :3

 

Yaaaay Heihe's memories of being tortured in Diyu for literal millions of years got to come up!

And on that note fun fact, the devata/tianshen in his setting are full of a single all-encompassing emotion in excess. Xiaohe's is compassion and pity. Heihe's is fear. His sister Mengzhi's (read: jame) is rage.

 

I like how because of this Heihe is going to have an exceptionally sour and suspicious view of Lacuna. Whereas Dancer Tori is very fond of her.

 

Dammit Rayi, that's not even your world's lore.

Credit for the song goes to the H.P. Lovecraft Society's Very Scary Solstice (or An Even Scarier Solstice. I forget which.)

She just can't resist spooky singing.

 

I knew Ford had heard it at a filksing!

 

To anyone who may be a bit concerned: there's no actual threat or fear going on between primus and unicron, it's all a rather kinky little game. Primus is a true shapeshifter and is shrinking and smoothing himself out on purpose to maximise the contrast.

 

Please do not take Mala being grossed out by daddy's sex life as an actual request to stop :p

 

Unicron, in polite company: "Eventually I will consume my brother's essence and bring about the end of the universe."
Unicron right now: "I will eat you and I will break your world."
The difference is that he only admits he likes his job when he's playing :P

 

I just read that and thought to myself: they're not the only ones who need to get a room.

 

the hot wizard babes all have backbreaking anatomy that looks straight out of shitty hentai

cronus does not have taste

 

Soundy knows how sex works in a purely mechanical way from textbooks. (He is known to acquire any book he can especially any that adults tell him he´s too young for) but is entirely unaware of all the social aspects.

 

That's okay, so are the Cronuses.

 

Pffff. At least he´s nicer about it?

 

and not interested in having in yet.

 

i know the "i resemble that remark" joke has been used recently but it's too good to pass up when reed mceyeblood trenchcoat-sunglasses standsonrooftops is standing right there :P

 

speaking of The Edge, @rats, do you want to tell the class reed's tragic backstory now that it's no longer a secret 8)

 

You are of course free to ignore Unspoken, she just shares Lav's "fuck with the Cronii" drive. Probably because she is Lav.

 

ok i'm just gonna tell y'all bc i am disproportionately enamored of this backstory. reed is not only a cyberpunk misanthrope but a clone grown for organ transplant! her eyes were removed and transplanted into her original, hence the cyber eyes (on grown-up reed) or basically black marbles (on baby reed). Everything Is Great In Space

 

YES ok so
theres this evil scientist lady, right, her name's leda glass
and she needs new eyes because ???
thankfully for her, she also happens to be a geneticist in this Future Setting or some shit so she grows a clone!! and then takes that clone's eyes because she knows her body wont reject them for weird reasons
but now....theres this lil leftover baby clone thats just sorta. there? with - oh gdi i refreshed the page

 

"who are you??"
"im you but <strike>sadder</strike> stronger"