Shitposting Rave OOC

quietly starts shipping Sloane and Vulcan because I can and because Vulcan is probably the first troll Sloane has ever met to actually consider Sloane's feelings even once which is totally a healthy basis for a relationship

 

she's trying so hard despite being so obvious

 

....I love her she's precious

 

.....I'm torn between having troll Sloane be immediately annoyed by Loreli trying to help Vulcan, and having her be like "oh a new person who can help with this situation thank GOODNESS"
because on the one hand Sloane's probably like half crushing on Vulcan already because "SHE ACTUALLY SEEMS TO CARE HOW I FEEL???" but at the same time that doesn't mean quadrants and shit don't magically not make her uncomfortable anymore
.....Sloane: A Mess(tm)

 

i actually posted BEFORE I READ THIS and already had in mind vulcan being incredibly nervous about taking the candy bc she doesn't want to annoy sloane further

 

omg
Sloane's gonna be super careful not to take out any feelings on Vulcan, but
well
she might start radiating a bit of annoyance in general because of Loreli and I think that would be a time c:<

 

sad clown is picking up on irritation and is SO SCARED

 

I figured.

I'm not fussed about it if you aren't. She'll get around to doing that eventually.

ETA: for the record, the reason she said that was he said "my fuel doesn't have sugar," so it was clear to her that she knew fuel was what she was talking about :)


Meanwhile, Sloane disappeared and troll!Sloane showed up? Or they're both still here?

 

the hilarious thing is
Loreli has experience being Pale Hooker
Listen, look at the Bartender Listens To Your Feelings Trope and then look at Quadrants and tell me that's not Pale For Hire, I dare you.

 

they are both still there--regular Sloane just hasn't noticed troll!Sloane yet, and troll!Sloane would probably not realize that human Sloane is an alternate version of her.

she is so precious and I love her but I feel so bad for her
troll Sloane: urge to pap rISING

 

OH MY GOD
I'm now picturing troll Sloane, like
fucking hissing in Loreli's direction or something while internally going "??? why am I doing this"

 

she'd have to hiss at oneira as well, oneira and loreli are moirails and work together in the business ::D
or did before they ditched alternia, anyways.

 

pfffft
troll Sloane hisses at both of them, is deeply confused about why she's doing this, more at 11

 

also for the record, Mabel was ticked at Clover for revealing that Paz's name hadn't ALWAYS been what it currently is. Because telling people that other people have changed their names always leads to awkward speculations about private matters.

 

oneira is a self-restraint check from commenting that for someone who claims to try to make herself unattractive and not someone to hit on, she is very open about her availability.

 

yeah, I think that's kind of a learned behavior more than anything? troll Sloane doesn't want to be treated like an attractive object and nothing more than that, but she also doesn't have a lot of practice in....actually doing things that don't fall into basically making herself into that sort of thing. after all, as much as she didn't like what she was supposed to do back home, she still did it, so she's....got a lot of learned behaviors from that :P

 

the best part is that her robot arms are ridiculously strong and she is carefully picking each piece of candy up with two fingers to avoid crushing it.

all while extremely neurotic and unsubtly crushing on the troll sitting in front of her.

 

oh my god
precious child

 

also don't mind this fuck the fourth wall just doesn't exist for him

 

fair enough
human Sloane is still gonna be like "???" but only 'cause I'm too lazy to go into her subaccount and edit/delete the post.
laziness defines me at this moment.