Shitposting Rave OOC

To confirm, she is indeed in love with the tentacle monster.

i am so sorry

 

IT'S BEAUTIFUL

GDI Aon my family is concerned for my health I keep cracking up.

 

Their relationship is her writing stupid pretentious poetry while downing five pots of coffee to deal with hangovers and going "WE SHOULD GET MARRIED" while Ebrietas is like BIZARRE GURGLINGS OF THE DEEP AND NOSEBLEEDS FROM PRESSURE EXERTED ON YOUR PUNY HUMAN MIND.

 

juice is picking up on the weeb

 

tbf the weeb is exclusively on my end

chuu2 hadnt even come out yet back in 2009

 

Heyo. Relatively new here. Question: how do I get in on this crazy business? It was suggested I check this out for RP funtimes but it seems... daunting.

 

youve got a few options

-nice official entry
-joining in on an existing conversation with no mention of an entry (everyone just assumes ur character appeared at some point)
-breaking and entering
-really go nuts

 

yeah we've got a kinda dreamlike thing going where people and things pop in and out of existence. A lot of characters are dreaming, dead, voluntarily travelled to the Rave because it's a liminal space they can reach, or had no idea what happened or how they did it but they're here now they guess?

 

I just show up occasionally, theres no obligation to actually plot out anything coherent. Shitpost away~

 

Like I literally just popped in by having Rom go on a Lovecraftian ramble out of fucking nowhere.

 

Were there actually any people here who were unaware of that?

 

MAYBE.

IT ISN'T THAT OBVIOUS. SHE SWEARS WHILE CONTINUING TO WRITE HER PRETENTIOUS LOVE POEMS.

 

Behold: Johnny Camarilla, the world's worst vampire.

 

I love you.

 

For context: he's a vampire NPC from a World of Darkness game I ran last summer who 1) had zero self-confidence, 2) immediately began to kiss the ass of the strongest/most powerful person in the room, and 3) was so transparent and pitiful and bad at the whole "mysterious conniving player of the immortal political game" business that the players and player characters constantly alternated between deep pity and teeth-grinding irritation.

In short, he was an absolute hit.

 

I love it but I'm so conflicted. Revenge of the Sith was #3, and Return of the Sith was #5. But it wouldn't be accurate to call a 5th thread "return of the shit(posting)" because the shitposting sure hasn't gone away

 

does die hard have a fifth movie and if so is it called something that can be used for this? what about fast and the furious?
We gotta diversify our nerd references a little here

 

Shit Posters and the Order of the Phoenix


eta lemme fix the formatting of that

 

Die Hard 5 is "a good day to die hard". FatF is... Well, complicated, but the title is just Fast Five.

 

"A good day to shitpost" isn't half bad