Shitposting Rave OOC

So how do we want things to go with the clown and the uh. Prime? Do the Robots get to repair him?

 

he's the sentinel prime from michael bay canon, and has very low chances of survival, especially since the clown has armed him with some experimental weaponry

 

Ah. In that case, I'm gonna pull out my characters, otherwise I foresee Wartime Trauma Mess happening and that's not fun.

 

Yeeeah. Sorry!

 

good thing I have a whole gestalt team of medics who haven't been in the war >_>

 

The Clown and HONKtimus Prime are reminding me of the Tiki party. Something about their careful experimentation with the rules and where the lines are drawn...

 

the clown is very good at exploiting the rave's mechanics like the fucker he is

 

fourth laws happen constantly to the AI and borgs in space station 13. they are usually uploaded by players with antagonist roles, and generally come in the flavor of "x is the only human, murder everyone else"

 

Burlesque at this point is mostly treating this as a hypothetical logic exercise, because otherwise he has to point out that this is a war crime and he really doesn't want to bother. :P

 

"boink" is the onomatopoeia for the sound effect that occurs when an admin in space station 13 messages you

and in most cases, an admin will only feel the need to message you if you have broken a server rule

so people use "getting boinked" to mean "getting messaged by an admin who probably has banning intentions"

 

of course, if someone decides to literally rp a ss13 server admin, the clown is fucked, because he has been griefing the rave

 

Combiners, for size reference, tend to be very very big. Obviously, since they consist of six cybertronians.
Given the size average of the Curaverimus components, this combiner is on the smaller end of the scale as opposed to like Constructor or Superion where an average sized Cybertronian fits into their palm, but she should still be able to pretty effectively murder a cybertronian. Even a Prime.

tl;dr: Curaverimus = Combiner = Lorge = @HONKtimus Prime going SPLAT if the ladies step on him.

 

and that is why the clown is hiding with him in the ark

 

:P
She might just. take the Ark and shake it a little. You know.

 

and the clown is probably going to regret replacing sentinel prime's feet with giant clown shoes when that happens

 

he won't accept orders from you unless he thinks you're @The Clown

 

norm figures it's worth a try anyway

 

when i say this is the clown's fate, i mean everything in this video has now happened

there are multiple clowns orbiting the rave from space:

one has subverted the ai of a nanotrasen space station

another has been hugged from behind by a xenomorph

and a third has thrown a sheet of glass at a roboticist's face, and is presumably about to be borged

and a forth got sucked into a singularity

 

Whoever's playing Averagius I love you, he is Precious

 

That'd be @IvyLB. xP