Shitposting Rave OOC

Kinda wondering howsunscourge is gonna feel about sprocket.

 

Scourge is not inclined to get in fights on his own :P sort of wary at first, but he'll be Enchanted eventually

 

I honestly forget which of my robot horde @Pre-Mortem was talking about decomposing corpses with, sorry :P

 

Venture!

I had to fix the accenting on 'I had to move' because it's in the same cadence as a family joke.

Spoiler: Diablo 2 nerdfight, assholery, gross

Back in the Diablo days, when the whole family played, my dad... was kind of an asshole. A relatiltary asshole, because other clans were assholes and he was an asshole back. In D1 he had the 'ring of FUCK YOU' that, when dropped, made everyone on screen have to reinstall their game.

My family played the game kind of religiously. We had the buy the giant-ass guide when the expansion came out because they'd changed so much shit we'd committed to memory. I think we were actually day 1 players. Anyway, in the later days before most of the family moved to Guild Wars, some asshole was on the ladder chat talking about how Sorcs were inherently inferior and he 'knew a dev' who told him they'd slapped them together or some similar bullshit. Dad had witnessed The Nerfing. You could still play a badass Sorceress- my grandma mained Sorcs religiously, moved on to Elementals in GW, but for a while they were UNFUCKINGSTOPABBLE as long as you took the right skill at the right level. Dad doesn't get into nerdfights often, but this guy was SO WRONG. And then insisted on standing his ground.

Dad was glitching because no dude, I have facts. Your Uncle Who Works At Nintendo doesn't mean shit, I am posting ACTUAL STATS you can LOOK UP FOR YOURSELF. Now he just wants this guy to fuck off. He's beaten him. Nobody's on his side, he just won't shut up.

"I will come to your house, crap on a plate, and microwave it for 30 seconds"

"how's that gonna shut me up?"

"YOU WILL HAVE TO MOVE"

 

ivy stop writing adorable darlings when seebs hasn't made an "awwww baby" response button yet
How dare

 

I should probably explain
@Bang & Pow are twin pistol formers that were constructed and then just... left alone on an abandoned moon base because timing was really bad.
So they have like the absolute basics of neocybex down, but their vocabulary is pretty limited.
I'm playing this by utilizing the index of "The Ten Hundred Words People Use The Most" Index from Randall Munroe's "Thing Explainer - Complicated Stuff in Simple Words"

 

Cassie (Pre-Mortem)'s background is based on a NoSleep thread that was linked somewhere on Kintsugi a while back, about working SRS and staircases.

 

i knew it sounded familiar! :D

 

If Pre-Mortem's zombie talk gets too much let me know and I'll spoil it.

 

This actually happened in-game.

 

Frick I actually need to make a secondary account for my character don't I (Yes I noticed this just now, silly me)

 

Subaccounts are very handy for many things, join us in subaccount hoardng xP

 

And don't worry about having too many and it taking up resources or something like that. Some of us have 30+ subaccounts for different RP characters.

 

... that's a lot alright.

 

You dont have to make separate accounts, if you didn't notice, there's a feature for quickly making subaccounts and logging in/posting as them for your main without a password.

 

yes hello i jsut wanted to update everyone on my rp accounts:

@Robin
@Rick C-137
@Morty
@Cisco Ramon
@Pouncival

 

Mine (not all have been used in SPR):

Overwatch:
@Angela Ziegler
@Hana Song

Kencyrath:
@Bel-tairi
@Brier Iron-Thorn
@Damson
@Dar
@Death's-head
@Greshan Knorth
@Jamethiel Knorth
@Jorin
@Kindrie Knorth
@Mint Knorth
@Rawneth Randir
@Rue
@The Wolver Grimly
@Torisen Knorth

Iain Banks' Culture universe:
@GOU Eight Rounds Rapid

My OCs
@Anhelia Aescar
@Mindala Perenor
@Victoria Alice Williams

and about ten more that I have but haven't used at all.

 

Mine are on page 1, someone remind me in a few hours to add @Sunscourge and @Slipstream when I'm not on mobile

 

oh! here's mine, haven't used a couple but i'm waiting for The Perfect Opportunity for a few
@Karkat Vantas
@turntechGodhead
@Mr. Mistoffelees
@Mistof Felees
@Tantomile & Coricopat
@turntechGrimalkin
@carcinoGeneralship

 

So, Iii achieved the thing. I think.