Shitposting Rave OOC

thanks! :D

 

This is what happens if you ask Ford questions. He answers them. Sorry.

 

You say "sorry" like I wasn't fully expecting a scholarly dialogue about the nature of divinity :P I live in lorebooks, Ford's lectures and worldbuilding tidbits are delicious word-candy to me.

I can stop Silver asking if you don't actually feel like making everything up/having him lecture the entire thread, though!

 

I need to bring back Kan to be weirdly attracted to his seriously answering questions and chiding him for his acting like a shit.

 

no apology required!

 

They don't need to stop, but I do have something I need to finish in the next hour or so, so it might be a while before he answers the next set of questions. He's fun to play speaking from the perspective of someone who is into ceremonial occult stuff. If I had written the Journals for publication they would've been different on the other hand, they also wouldn't have been suitable for the 7 year olds that watch Gravity Falls. (My hc is that a lot of it went over Dipper's head.)

(One of the more hilarious moments in WT was when everyone went back to the Shack to save what they could and Dipper and Loreli went through Ford's bookshelves. Loreli was appalled to learn that humans only get a bulge OR a nook except in very rare cases. Yep, that's what she got out of the Tantra book. Then there was the demonology text with all the markings on the pages, including "THIS IS BULLSHIT DOESN'T WORK" on several of them...)

 

...Kan thinks he normally acts like a shit? I mean he certainly can, but I don't think he is all the time?

 

No Kan acts like a little shit. Ford's gotten on him about it before. The Kanaya is a transman. Hasn't realized it yet.

 

I knew your Kan was trans, I'm just used to some people thinking Ford is a little shit whether he is or not. Mostly Stan though.

 

Ah, no. I mean he is a little shit in ways I feel. Most people here are.

And if he wasn't a little shit at least some of the time would Kan like him. I THINK NOT.

 

@IvyLB scanner is gr9 and my former Alternian Intelligence worker would be absolutely disgusted with him

 

thank you omg, he is a terrible delight, he wonÄt be appearing much anymore most likely because he can be a little too nasty occassionally
but I couldn't resist the selfcest joke. Sorry guys. Half of his origin as a character was a joke about his brother being weirded out by selfcest kink shit. Since Scanner and Sensorsweep are basically recolors of eachother.

 

RIP in pieces scanner

all of my subaccount characters can be incredibly nasty oh noooo (excepting Sax, who usually sounds incredibly nasty by accident)

aah im nervous about being in the rave now, i am pretty bad at directionless RP and dont usually have muse for my cinnamon rolls

 

nah don't worry this is a specific thing regarding scanner that I agreed to do since he was causing OOC problems. Before we had an OOC thread even, so if you feel nervous about your characters being mean you can now ask in this shiny new institution if every1 is okay!
"Can be nasty" is also p different from "is consistently a shitheel to pretty much literally everyone excepting his wife and his biology teacher"

 

To be fair...Clover lives in his house. His moirail is her guardian and Valiska's (non-sexy) sworn sister.

(Talassani and their obnoxious habit of using kinship terms to denote sexual relationships--a bane of linguists in dimension 52 now and forever. In the pure language there's a marker to indicate that, but the Pennarine language is a Talassani pidgin and you have to figure out from context that Valiska is not banging Jame but Ford and Sev are all over each other and Valiska's betrothed to Sev by Talassani levirate even if they don't officially marry him, which they totally will when the concept stops freaking him out.)

 

...if I weren't tired af rn I would have the motivation to go looking for more examples but. All I can word right now is "Ford is A Good and if he existed I would want a hug from him" :P

 

@cantankerousAquarius was the request to murder @vitrifiedVadelect a literal one?

 

no it was not

but if anyone wants to have their characters yell at him, then please, please feel free to indulge yourselves

 

thanks! :D

 

id like to formally apologize for dualscars boner. it rivals even cronus's in sheer fucking obsession