Shitposting Rave OOC

@Helios Lavellan is SOMEBODY's inquisitor, @Berit Suranavellan is mine and my warden, and somebody's got a @Dorian Pavus in there too?

berit would be so extremely alarmed by merrill showing up. plz.

 

IT GETS BETTER i fucked up saving the clan so they're all dead in his timeline

8D

 

@PRelations oh my goooosh this is a timeline clusterfuck

 

wait I said she waved with one hand and now I have to decide what bit of the timeline she's from and whether she HAS more than one hand.. nah, I think the mid-inquisition-era less-bitter Berit is better.

 

FTR I play @Helios Lavellan post-Trespasser, so he's only got the one arm (and has elected not to put a glove on a stick, despite how stinkin' hilarious he thinks it would be.)

edit: With proper reference picture!

Spoiler: old ass art

 

and now she is lost

Also I've yet to finish Inquisition because I got incredibly fucking sick of how it treated the elves and also I hated it on ps3 because of the constant visual weirdness. So. I will just be going with some sort of vague sense of things. WHOOOO.

 

That's a well-known strain of Gnostic theology which is why Ford's aware of it because he sure as shit does not play Shin Megami Tensei.

 

POOR BERIT

 

(EXTREME CONFUSION ON HER PART)

I love Helios already, though. HE WAS TOO he is gr8

 

(edits an additional sentence into my post bc the meaning was not clear)

 

i am still so sad that i ended up killing sabrae during my playthrough

My already super pissy Warden would be even more pissy.

 

We are just the worst at keeping elves alive. D:

 

I headcanon that she had super gay times with Isabella. Because if there is one way to help with stress it is definitely that and this is Isabella we are speaking of. The woman is suave but she's about as socially awkward as Merrill is really.

 

the presence of satan has really pissed mara the fuck off

 

ok question

have i inserted the term 'malignant narcissist' into the collective vocabulary of the spr because this is like the third time ive seen someone use it and i literally never saw it being used before

 

i did a search and found two uses of it in the current spr thread:

 

@furrylatula haha i've been following the ray drama since it showed up on luka's doorstep, kid

the term has been beaten senseless into my mind for a while now, 'cause the ride never ends

 

sorry

 

My parents are malignant narcissists, I'm well aware of the term, haha. I just don't think characters it might apply to stuck around long enough to get the label slapped on them by characters who knew it before.

 

shhh no, you're fine, dude!