Shitposting Rave OOC

Please don't do this to me I am too tired to Porrim. Porrim cannot manage her shitty sonbrother right now.

 

stan <> burlesque for worst moirails ever y/n

 

oh my god

I mean he already has Lacuna so why not gather more terrible influences to be a menace to society with

 

what does omega weed do? is it better than mcgucket's weed?

 

have you met stan's 6 foot blue girlfriend yet? @Getheny totally counts. she used to be one of the Real Housewives of La Cyr in Dimension 52.

 

eta:i didn't feel like making a gif, but omega weed also flashes violently

 

space station 13 is a hell of a game

wait til i bring in rainbow melons

now that is one crazy fucking drug

 

...it's just really good pot?

 

I looked those up, that's LSD. Ford knows all about that stuff, he was a parapsychologist in the 1970s.

 

that depends on what the botanist put in it

it is VERY potent, however

 

it's lsd sometimes, the effects may vary

 

why would anyone eat something that could make them explode?

 

For the lulz maybe?

 

it only makes you explode a little

plus, space station 13 as a game is an even bigger and more horrific shitpost than the rave

 

that too

unfortunately, a large amount of the playerbase consists of either goons or 4channers

although the goon servers are surprisingly strict against the kind of fuckery you'd expect from those two groups

 

Okay! Question!
I have previously agreed to pull Scanner mostly out of the rave. However due to AU jamming (And then jamming on an AU of an AU... please don't ask if you don't want me holding a three hour lecture on why I am derivative AU trash)
There exists now a version of Scanner that is a Victorian gentleman. Albeit a slightly uh. drowned one.
So my real question is: Would it upset people if I try to bring Mister Simon Schuyler, Agent in the service of Her Majesty, occassionally convincingly a Gentleman, Recently Expired into the rave on the condition that I will try my best to force him to be on best behavior? He'd spend most of his time dripping thames water on the carpet and inquiring as to the whereabouts of his beloved brother.

 

Please bring him in if only because vitrifiedVadelect is named Thames and the level of confusing would be HILARIOUS

 

@IvyLB I almost wanna change vV's name from Thames Tremel to Thames Riveer for Teh Lulz

Spoiler: Oodles of Innuendos

"I was in the Thames, see..."
"Beggin' your pardon, ma7e, bu7 7his is 7he firs7 7ime we've me7."
"What the devil are you on about? Thames river, that is why I'm dripping on the carpet."
"Wooaaah, ahaha, yeah, buy me a drink firs7."
"I hardly know what the hell that has to do with anything, but I've had enough fluids for a lifetime. Or, death-time?"
"7ha7's, uh. Wow. Lewd, and comple7ely un7rue migh7 I add..."
"How d'you mean untrue, look at me! I'm soaked!"
"Lis7en, ma7e, you're creep in' me out. Do me a favor and 7ake your, uhm, we7ness elsewhere."

 

I will make excuses to use more dice just see if I don't.

 

"I am unsure what you are insinuating my good sir, I am a gentleman of honor and have been joined in holy matrimony to my lady wife, the stunningly beautiful Mistress in mourning over there. And quite frankly I am appalled that you imply I'd have such egregiously questionable taste. Good Day."
.... (I am fucking dying with laughter I am sorry that is so perfect)