Shitposting Rave OOC

She didn't even touch it herself so yeah. Gotta be like actual contact you know?

The post was made mostly so people have some idea of what they'd be getting into if they decide to poke him.

 

cronuses are fuckin magnets for creepy manipulative supernatural things. must be in their blood or something

possible exception is dualscar but he wouldnt trust a baby clutching a bag of candy so hes spiders cronus

 

The good thing(???) is that Greshan will likely come to detest the Cronuses as much as his niece and nephew do. Not for the same reasons mind. More because they are just far too like him while also being absolutely pathetic BUT

He will likely try to escape. Be like "Yo highlord girl who is my niecephew please save me. I am a good coat. I give you advice and stuff. SOMEONE STOLE ME".

 

I think I'm right on the Tori count (Highlord/WT Tori, Blacklord Tori, dancer Tori, and... I could swear there's another), but please correct me if I'm wrong :P

 

The other "Tori" is Jamethiel Oddclaw, who pretends to be Tori.

 

There are about three but also Aon's Jame is pretending to be Torisen so that she can rule in the super sexist society

 

Well that and she's been "Torisen" since she was like eight. Because Daddy hated real Tori but still wanted a Tori.

 

greshen really rubs juice the wrong way

 

He fucking should. Good people don't have baths with serving boys while getting drunk in their gay sex tub.

 

Yes, Greshan had a gay sex bathtub decorated with scenes of boys having sex. It's now, in canon, owned by Jame, who regards it with bemusement. Still works to bathe in, though. Alone.

 

i want a gay sex bathtub

 

She burned him though. Alas.

I mean he deserved it but he was my hazubando.

Highlord Jame hasn't yet burned him. He will. It is part of the plot of their version of the story. But she takes his advice for now. And keeps a fucking eye on him. He causes problems and he needs to be watched. At the same time though her brother was VERY ADAMANT about her needing to have the coat. It was important. So now she is going to keep the fucking thing.

 

Greshan is not the worst character in that series but that's because of stiff competition. And mysteriously dying in a hunting accident before he inherited and could do much greater damage.

 

Honestly the only reason Rawneth is worse than him is because she has had time and the opportunity for it.

 

*shamelessly ships ocs*

 

So did one of the Caesars, I think it was Tiberius. Used to play the same games as Greshan too.

 

vaguely apologetic grimace for skipping half the replies

kankri tires me out

 

That's fair man don't worry about it o/

 

Sala is genuinely hoping he'll go after her because she thinks he seems like, for lack of a better term, a fantastic lolcow. Unfortunately, her sense of humor is probably not one that's good for getting on Kankri's radar.

 

Interface manual = robot sex ed material. I just made that up on the spot, not canon.