Shitposting Rave OOC

handmaid/sala? anybody? (i kid.)

 

Alas. Ford and dolly habe her cold dead heart.

 

And Sala is very, very ace.

 

i suspected as much. does she .. actually even..

(gestures helplessly)

nvm will reserve anatomical curiosity :P

 

She turned a lot of stuff off because it was inconvenient. :::PPP

 

Belated translator notes for anyone following Robit Drama-- "atta" and "caer" are tf fanon words in continuities where robot pregnancy is a thing, roughly equivalent to "dad" and "mom" (or "donor" and "carrier"). Because we like our robots well-equipped in both directions, even if Primus weren't a shapeshifting deity he'd be perfectly capable of being both the Thirteen's "indirect" creator (that is, he spawned them without having to gestate) and Hippolyta's carrier.

(Amalgamous will shift between using "atta" and a more informal, sarcastic "daddy (dearest)" depending on how salty they are at Primus, but that's specific to them :P)

 

Would the Handmaid want to talk to my Unicron because I feel they'd relate too eachother a lot given that both of them are forces of "evil" and cannot diverge from their pre-ordained paths due to external circumstances.

 

technically ford has her spade. and she has his! he just has to convince Sev and Valiska that it won't all end in bloodshed.

Tears they can handle. Pieces of Ford that cannot be put back together, not so much.

 

@Janie Doe 's player- miscommunication, juice isn't offering the whole bag, they are holding the bag out with the expectation janie will reach into it and grab a few pieces

 

Dude, this is janie, she stole ford's cat treats.

 

???

 

i have no idea why you are telling me this

 

jame is going to jame at ford because he has a jame that james at him and that is a curious fact that requires jaming

 

i'm still lost, but okay i guess

 

i am going to stare at ford until someone points out this is odd and i realize that yeah maybe it is odd

 

Janie doesn't understand the concept of "some food" so far as I can tell. If she sees a food she'll eat it till it's gone or someone stops her. The player messaged me to apologise for stealing the cat treats but I told her Janie can crunch all she wants, we'll make more.

 

Well, he is pretty.

 

INTENSE STARING OUT OF CURIOSITY

 

SIGH
I'll have to make a Sam account won't I. SIGH
SIIIIIIIGH.