Shitposting Rave OOC

@Marcus Hampton doesn't understand the concept of hickies?

(i'm pretty sure that orlandeau was not punching juice in the neck during their fade to black. :P though maybe i'm wrong. maybe they are that kinky.)

 

is anyone('s character) not ok with being approached by small rat(s)? because rattos will probably try to climb up any available leg to ascend to the level of Shoulder Rat

 

Best not try to climb Congessi, she does not deal well with sudden touch even from smol cute rattos, but all my other robots (the full list is on page one, none of them are currently in but for future reference) are fair game!

 

Get dunked on, Scratch.

 

Marcus wasn't around for the giving hicky part but generally finds bragging about them pretty tasteless given how many dudes he's fucked in nightclubs that were thoroughly contemptible otherwise. Since he's been punched, shot, stabbed, and set on fire in various superhero antics, he's just misinterpreting for the worst possible situation because he's not a nice person sometimes. :P

(Despite being fairly closelipped about it, Marcus has a very broad history of sexual partners and escapades, so ftr there is very little strangers can say about sex that will embarrass him. He does get embarrassed when his old boyfriend(s) show up though, because he's embarrassed by people liking him always.)

He (and Helios) are both perfectly in the clear for rat climbings, as are Swiftwing, Triage, and Scope. Burlesque would make a passive attempt to move rats, but none of them are afraid.

 

We should cover Whisper in rats and mis

 

Also the Universe is basically a large dog that thinks it´s a lapdog

 

Whisper is a little busy with Venture and at least two Norms right now :P (On player end, I gotta get ready for work soon, optimal fluffins will have to happen later.)

 

itch having her memory wiped caused her to stop showing up in cronustopia which essentially unraveled his fake pseudofamilial unit which he was completely emotionally dependent on

this is just the cherry on top

 

I mean, she's gay, right? She was never going to reciprocate.

 

the norms are breaking the laws of time (if those even exist in the rave) to snark in the rave while also fucking in the fade to black :P

 

the concept of lesbianism goes over all of their heads

including itch's

 

from scratch's perspective she is just a particularly stubborn misandrist

 

...is it bad I think Janie/Itch is kinda cute?

 

with that sixteen year age gap? absolutely. go to tumblr jail

 

lmao.

Yeah, Janie is not really mature enough for a long-term relationship, but it's a cute friendship at the least. And she likes new experiences! Itch provides that for sure.

 

Due to grocery shopping, the rat brigade will be absent for a bit. o/

 

The rat brigade is adorable

 

Please pardon @Deirdre of the Lantern's rudeness, she's not used to dealing with living people any more.