SHOW YOURSELF! (The Obligatory Pics Thread)

xD thank you! We literally put all my hair into a bunch of tiny pony tails and cut them off. Then trimmed it up so it didn't look like a giant mess.

 

That's kind of awesome. My hair's pretty short right now, so it wouldn't be that much work, but I still have no idea what I'm doing with short-hair style, after having it long for so long.

 

because my hair was on point today:

Spoiler: Spoiler:very blurry picture w/ A+ hair

 

Agreed on that; impressive hair!

 

Oh wow, that hair is BITCHIN'. I approve.

 

I use this stuff called forming cream, which is a weird nice-smelling combo of wax and hair gel.
And then I wear a hat for four hours, run my hands through my hair, and it looks like this.
(best purchase of my life)

 

A whole flippin bunch of selfies from last year.

Cosplaying

 

this is an acceptable alternative to an intro post, right

Spoiler: I am physically incapable of smiling noticeably, I have given up on the entire concept

 

Hello! And you might notice that i feel you on lack of smiling. i always hated phtographers demanding it.

 

*offers fistbump of solidarity* I hate the way smiling makes my face look. Not specifically my smile, I'm fine with that, but how it affects the rest of my face. Gaaaaah.

 

*bunp*
I´m just bad at it. I can do the mouth movment but if I try to do it on demand it just looks fake and creepy.

 

Only one side of my mouth moves in realistic smile function, and if I try to do both at the same time, it looks very creepy. I can only smirk and glare.

 

Huh. Maybe I'm the same way? Like, I just don't like the aesthetic of smiles. I mean, my pics have one of me smiling and one not. And the trick is, I was so much happier in the not smiling pic than the smiling one.

 

I think the moral of the story is that fake smiles are awful and should be eradicated immediately.

 

Yeah, and people always ask "what's wrong?" When they see me in pictures. I hate fake smiles.

 

I'm feeling confident today. Here, have some hair-growing progress pictures.

Spoiler

So every 4-5 years I get a ridiculous amount of hair cut off. I can't find a good picture of me with my hair at it's longest, but I did find this:


I had 21 inches cut off! I looked drastically different before this, and in a couple of years I will look drastically different again!




This is right after that haircut. I'm the one sticking out her tongue. My hair only actually came down to my shoulders.



This is about a month or so after that.



This is the most recent photo I have, from this past Friday. It hasn't been quite a year since I got it all chopped off, I think.

 

Yeah, it wouldn't stay behind my shoulders, it was so odd. I've gotten 5 or 6 inches back already, and it's been a little over a year.

 

two things:
first- oh my goodness you're so pretty??? wow
second- i love your phone case.

 

I guess I'll jump on the bandwagon. (I prefer they/them pronouns)

Spoiler: selfies