Oncology consult today. The cancer is "indolent". So it sleeps until noon, eats cold pizza, and watches reruns of F-Troop. But, to be sure, they're culturing some cells to see if it can ever get its shit together. Also, the oncologist had this in the exam room. *shnort*
Turns out culturing cells to test if they are indolent is a bit more involved than looking for a pile of miniature Little Caesars boxes and Bud Light cans . The co-pay for the test (that's our responsibility after insurance) is $377.
