so i'm being followed by demons: what do

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  1. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    also, i have it on good authority that house demons taste like those strawberry creme savers everyone misses, and that's why they flit so fast past the corner of your eye; they're shy because they're secretly delicious.
     
    jacktrash, Jul 31, 2016 at 10:51 PM
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  2. taxonomicAtrocity

    taxonomicAtrocity tA

    she is! it's because she's a longhaired calico and her floof looks kinda tiedye-y. here is a picture:
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    or maybe they're, like. my tiny demon fanclub, except they're all super shy and won't approach me because i am...too cool, i guess? and they keep on doing weird things out of a misguided desire to earn my favor.
     
    taxonomicAtrocity, Jul 31, 2016 at 10:55 PM
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  3. theambernerd

    theambernerd dead to all sense of shame

    You are the demon's god. they're trying so hard to worship you. they just don't know how
     
    theambernerd, Jul 31, 2016 at 10:58 PM
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  4. Saro

    Saro Where is wizard hut

    I'm sorry I have nothing useful to contribute but Tiedye is too beautiful, lovely cat.
     
    Saro, Jul 31, 2016 at 10:59 PM
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  5. taxonomicAtrocity

    taxonomicAtrocity tA

    that is absolutely useful, idk what ur talking abt! (i will pass on ur compliments to the floof herself tomorrow morning)
     
    taxonomicAtrocity, Jul 31, 2016 at 11:01 PM
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  6. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    dude they want your autograph :D
     
    jacktrash, Jul 31, 2016 at 11:02 PM
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  7. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    ps also when they're not going too fast to see, they look like this

    [​IMG]
     
    jacktrash, Jul 31, 2016 at 11:05 PM
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  8. taxonomicAtrocity

    taxonomicAtrocity tA

    aww, i almost feel sorry for them.

    they can have it when they stop colonizing the space under my bed. fuckin freeloaders >8(
     
    taxonomicAtrocity, Jul 31, 2016 at 11:11 PM
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  9. electroTelegram

    electroTelegram Well-Known Member

    when will they pay rent
     
    electroTelegram, Jul 31, 2016 at 11:14 PM
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  10. unknownanonymous

    unknownanonymous i am inimitable, i am an original|18+

    the demons should get an actual job

    one that pays :P
     
    unknownanonymous, Jul 31, 2016 at 11:24 PM
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  11. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    you mean 'lurking' isn't a lucrative career?

    boy did -i- fuck up.
     
    jacktrash, Jul 31, 2016 at 11:31 PM
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  12. a tiny mushroom

    a tiny mushroom the tiniest

    a tiny mushroom, Aug 1, 2016 at 12:34 AM
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  13. taxonomicAtrocity

    taxonomicAtrocity tA

    i just told my room at large 2 'pay ur fucking rent' and honestly i feel better about this now. 8D
     
    taxonomicAtrocity, Aug 1, 2016 at 8:12 AM
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  14. taxonomicAtrocity

    taxonomicAtrocity tA

    okay, so i did end up sending my psych an email like three seconds ago because a) i can't get my stupid printer to work and b) i don't know if i'd be willing to hand him the piece of paper. so it's out of my hands now! probably a good thing.
     
    taxonomicAtrocity, Aug 1, 2016 at 9:09 AM
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  15. Elph

    Elph capuchin hacker fucker

    I gave my room a similar talking-to a few months ago - it did actually work :P
     
    Elph, Aug 1, 2016 at 9:15 AM
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  16. Elph

    Elph capuchin hacker fucker

    Well done! That's really good :)
     
    Elph, Aug 1, 2016 at 9:17 AM
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  17. cantankerousAquarius

    cantankerousAquarius Acrasial Macrology

    >I begin screaming like a black metal vocalist
    >I rip my shirt off of my body
    >In traffic cone orange paint, my belly reads thusly:
    "YOU DONE DID GOOD, KID"
    >I am proud of you
     
    cantankerousAquarius, Aug 1, 2016 at 10:13 AM
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  18. taxonomicAtrocity

    taxonomicAtrocity tA

    oh my god cA
     
    taxonomicAtrocity, Aug 1, 2016 at 10:20 AM
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  19. taxonomicAtrocity

    taxonomicAtrocity tA

    ...so who wants to hear a funny story about me misreading the date that i see my psych??? by a month??????

    fuck this fuck me fuck everything i'm gonna call and see if there's any way to get me in earlier than that.
     
    taxonomicAtrocity, Aug 1, 2016 at 10:53 AM
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  20. taxonomicAtrocity

    taxonomicAtrocity tA

    oh god kill me just fucking shoot me i want to die i can't keep a handle on this shit anywhere near that long fuck fuck fuck FUCK
     
    taxonomicAtrocity, Aug 1, 2016 at 10:57 AM
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