sorry i don't make the rules: ridiculous/lighthearted headcanons

The sewers in RH with a secret passage into the palace are left open deliberately as a honeypot for stupid criminals. Everybody in the Granorg underworld knows you can get into the palace dungeons through the sewers, so a large proportion of people interested in breaking in will go that way and run straight into the garrison of soldiers at the end of the hallway.

Spoiler

Nobody bothered to tell Hugo about this when he took over in AH because they didn't particularly like him.

 

Non-RH: By the time he's in his 20s, Yosuke Hanamura will respond with a Tina Belcher groan any time anything reminds him of what he was like in high school.

 

The Vehicons in TFP are not actually as easy to beat as they seem. It's just that whenever they fight an Autobot, they take a few hits, fall over, and play dead until said Autobot leaves, then they trek back to the nearest Decepticon facility and hang out there until there's a delivery or whatever, and go back onboard. No one notices because all the Vehicons look alike (to non Vehicons at least) and they all assume the Vehicons are really that bad at fighting. They probably still aren't all that helpful compared to actual warriors, but absolutely none of them are putting in an effort, since it's not like it'll help anyways.

 

Hetalia again and can also apply to Scandinavia and the World; this should totally be canon.

 

And every time I think of this, I think of Kankri teaching the Midnight Crew to bake, and I like to pretend it happened.

 

APH's Prussia is still alive because he took the Jagerbrau.

 

That reminds me of this: http://quoth143.tumblr.com/post/146032582536/cool-cartoonqueen-love-dryeguy-voices

(Pearlauthor is the cutest, sorry.)

 

he insists that all the pornbot blogs that follow him are actually real hot busty single girls who like his blog.

some assorted junk from assorted fandoms (mostly homestuck lol):

• literally all children love hancock (fo4) and no one can work out why. he insists he hates kids (he clearly loves kids)
• human!summoner is very passionate about kiddie competitions. like. scarily passionate. screaming at tavros from the sidelines in the father son picnic races kind of passionate.
• the signless has a sweet tooth in literally every universe.
• the psiioniic steals a lot, its usually not a problem (hey rebels gotta eat, right?) but is less useful in say, humanstuck verse where all of disciple's hair ties disappear into his pockets even though he's clearly balding.
• speaking of balding, bro strider is balding u know that hat is hiding something
• sollux is really bad at actually completing games, but he's really good at breaking them by fucking around
• sirius black looks good in a skirt
• remus lupin has a thing for skirts ;)

 

this is deeply amusing to me because ive got like 10 pornbots following my cronus rp blog

 

Quattro (from Nanoha) has no logical reason to wear glasses. Therefore, the pair that she wears in canon was chosen specifically for a) cuteness and b) ability to do Shiny Anime Glasses. That's the whole reason.

 

i don't remember what exactly inspired it, but somehow my friends and i decided nepeta runs one of those ridiculous "you. here. now" daddy dom blogs on tumblr. is she serious? no one knows!

 

Non-RH, and since I just marathoned Voltron: Coran's cooking isn't bad solely because it's alien-weird; he's just a bad cook. Allura doesn't actually like it any more than the paladins do.

 

RH: The conception of hell in most cultures on Vainqueur isn't the fire-and-brimstone image a lot of Earth people have. The defining trait is, instead, spiders.

The reasons for this are fairly obvious.

 

http://skittlestew.tumblr.com/post/145851052934/slides-a-crisp-new-20-bill-across-the-table-to

http://skittlestew.tumblr.com/post/145598667659/pay-your-way-through-space-as-the-weird-night

Basically everything that skittlestew draws that doesn't have to do with the parts of Journal 3 that semi-joss WT /my fic AU about Ford's extradimensional adventures hits me like this:



In point of fact this is the REASON there's a pack of thylacines at the Pines' cliffside house in WT.


(I accurately predicted that his metal plate was put in by a lady in Dimension 52, but Hirsch of course didn't make her a member of a species I invented for my original writing nor did he marry her).

 

Bonus for WT readers:



Clearly that's @Cordelia Pines and the voice offscreen is @Qihanna Verraj'.



Skittlestew captions this "postpone the rebel council meeting, I've made a terrible mistake" and clearly he is talking to @Tainell Asturien



This is obvs from @Sunshine's POV and everyone in WT should be able to hear the little mental voice going "oh sh1t he's hot" when they look at it.

 

Here are some more examples of skittlestew's headcanons that I have


Filbrick and Raizel being less shitty parents than usual: http://skittlestew.tumblr.com/post/132673578739/put-your-kids-to-work-day

All they want is fruit: http://skittlestew.tumblr.com/post/133668285294/canonically-there-was-probably-more-of-a-prolonged

Raizel taught him to drink the whole pot: http://skittlestew.tumblr.com/post/135452257096/alright-friday-lets-do-this

jfc, not everything is about your xeno kink (SFW, don't worry!): http://skittlestew.tumblr.com/post/137271277019/took-a-wrong-turn-back-at-the-citadel

someday, Fiddleford, Sunshine, Valiska and Sev will laugh for hours over stories like this one: http://skittlestew.tumblr.com/post/140687066864/look-i-get-it-i-know-you-tell-yourself-that

graduate school WILL drive you to drink: http://skittlestew.tumblr.com/post/147931215309/ive-got-48-hours-to-learn-to-use-gaudy-sepia

my food is problematic but damn the view is great from here: http://skittlestew.tumblr.com/post/131458928784/i-just-wonder-if-theres-anywhere-in-the-world

 

Ana loves bread. All breads. Bread is good. It is precious. If she could eat nothing but bread she would. So much bread...Bread from all over the world.

bread

 

APH South Korea again; one of the reasons the actual country of SK banned the show was because the hanbok he's drawn in is the wrong style - it looks more like the one which is worn by little girls than teenage boys. While in the real world I'm pretty sure it was bad drawing rather than malice, the character would obviously know the difference, so I like to think within the canon he designed it intentionally and he and Poland and Hungary can be the Crossdressing Trio. "Gender essentialism in clothing totally wasn't invented by me!"

 

The MSTing of "The Eye of Argon" suggested author Jim Theis might be red-green colourblind, which would explain the "scarlet emerald" which drips green slime. I don't know about that, but I'm now going to headcanon that the main character Grignr is.

 

lol my stomach hurts just reading this