sorry i don't make the rules: ridiculous/lighthearted headcanons

Just fresh fish? No shellfish or seaweeds?
Also he seems like the type of person to have caught, killed, and cooked a seagull at least once.

 

I'm going to one-up this and say he found an ancient pirated PDF of Watchmen on the internet and ate one raw. If asked, he would claim he did this ironically, at such great length you almost believe him.

 

Sollux is straight. This annoys him solely through his inability to keep to a theme.

 

Oh, of course. It's also home to the Plothole Tavern, where D&D characters go when their player misses a session.
Well, was home to. The tavern is still being rebuilt after an incident involving our dwarf, a beholder, and approximately 60 Molotov cocktails.

 

is that a genre convention because our party is usually just really bad about people wandering off, people getting lost, and party headcounts before we leave.

 

Similarly, I like to imagine there's a a community or a bar or something for characters who got undid from reality in their original continuity. While a lot of them are time travellers, there's also folks like Gaster and Madoka and that one guy from Planescape Torment who got argued out of existence.

 

Canonically, Summer was conceived at prom; therefore, she would not have actually been born in the summer, since prom is usually held late in the school year.

As such, it's my headcanon that Jerry had been dead-set on that name for years and insisted on naming his daughter Summer despite her likely having been born in the winter. Beth was not pleased, and insisted on being the one to name any future children.

 

@IvyLB
As far as I know, it originated with a gaming group I was in, probably because we either got stuck in the same battle for the entire time someone was on vacation OR covered like 50 miles of travel, no in-betweens (Ahhhhhh, 4th edition campaigns, I miss you not...)

 

fair :P I mean we play on an entirely different system but we also do lots of travel (tho with stops inbetween :P)

 

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this kinda scenario is something i can totally imagine happening with the blood gulch crew from red vs blue. and the thought is very amusing to me.

 

This fic is now canon.

 

i like to headcanon that, after a lot of splintering of the alpha, the huragok started to do, like, a confused headtilt at the director like, "you're saying that you just haaaappen to keep breaking the thing. really? really? are you just that incompetent or is this deliberate?"

like...


and then just kept "fixing" him anyway, 'cause, hey, might as well...

 

this is literally the opposite of most headcanons about gag reflexes, but this...

has lead me to headcanon that church throws up/gets the urge to throw up a lot/maybe has, like, acid reflux or whatever 'cause #relatable

it's one of the things that made him very very very glad to get a robot body

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but i like to think that he'd try really hard to inhibit the reflex if he encountered a dick he really wanted in him

 

Spoiler: Nsfw

can confirm that even extreme gag reflexes can be suppressed with sufficient motivation.

 

Greg names his cars. His van's name is Halen.

 

"maleko" is an hawaiian form of "mark" and i now want it to be an affectionate nickname that biff has for temple. 'cause it's pretty much perfect. :D (there are flaws in this but... this is the thread where flaws don't matter so... what the hell. if i think biff having an affectionate nickname for temple is cute, he'll have one.)

 

Hetalia's England is addicted to children's literature, because his people produce a lot of the world's most popular of same.

 

church really, really, really liked the aristocats as a smol

and that was why one of his fragments decided to call himself "o'malley"

 

Sasuke Uchiha is a disgusting greasy child in the midst of puberty without a parental figure to make him wash his damn hair - that's why it sticks up at the back like a duck's butt

 

Cronus uses way too much "Cool Water" cologne.