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sorry i don't make the rules: ridiculous/lighthearted headcanons

Discussion in 'Fan Town' started by furrylatula, Jul 17, 2016.

  1. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Using a theory about Marvus' possible powers, Tumblr's spoopyspoony came up with this:
     
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  2. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    I'm also convinced Marvus doesn't actually look the way he's shown in the game; he's certainly messing with people's perception in other ways to work up the crowd to the extent he does. The narration describes him as "of modest height" and "lanky", which doesn't sound like how the picture looks at all, and he's light enough that the repeatedly-noted-to-be-weak PC can drag him around, so I think he's messing with the viewers' heads.
     
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  3. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Order of the Stick's Monster in the Darkness is a Dread Gazebo. From the forum:
     
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  4. goldenflowertea

    goldenflowertea shy trash monarch

    In her travels across Tenebrae healing people of the Starscourge, Lunafreya Nox Fleuret has written Ravus's phone number in a great many public bathrooms along with the message 'call this number for a good time'. In the end he got a new number and refused to tell her what it was in self-defence.

    Unfortunately, this method of resistance was useless when Ardyn independently started doing the same thing in bathrooms across Niflheim, as Ravus is required to keep in contact with Imperial high-ups like Chancellor Izunia.
     
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  5. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Once Priestess, Lizard Priest, and Dwarf Shaman gain a few levels, they'll be able to fight monsters like this:
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  6. goldenflowertea

    goldenflowertea shy trash monarch

    All of these are Keaton from Fire Emblem: Fates. Including the relentless attempts to stick his tongue in everyone’s mouths. Niles had no idea frenching could be so unsexy.
     
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  7. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Hetalia's narrator lady is Esperanto-tan; being a created language with no country, she's a voice with no body who floats around commenting on everything the nations are doing.
     
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  8. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    My headcanon voice for Marvus was originally Antonio Banderas as Puss in Boots; after his route's release, it changed to Danny John-Jules as Red Dwarf's Cat.
     
  9. goldenflowertea

    goldenflowertea shy trash monarch

    Deltarune: the Holidays, being reindeer, have knees that make a clacking sound when they walk.
     
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  10. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Lanque's SFW poetry party seems very out of character for Ardata to host, until you figure that by troll standards it's just as scandalous as the drunken rave in the NSFW route. MC attended a pale orgy!
     
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  11. Deresto

    Deresto According to all known laws of aviation, there is

    Bad Horse from Dr horrible's sing a long blog is a kelpie
     
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  12. goldenflowertea

    goldenflowertea shy trash monarch

    I'll admit I have only seen one episode with her so far, but I'm pretty sure Princess Entrapta is going to wind up creating Stabby the Fantasy Space Roomba.
     
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  13. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Hachijo Tohya from Umineko has had the equivalent of the Umineko anime happen to one of her books and that's why she's Like That.
     
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  14. Aondeug

    Aondeug 宗教の学生

    i am so sorry
     
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  15. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

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  16. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Trolls tend to be left-handed.
     
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  17. goldenflowertea

    goldenflowertea shy trash monarch

    Sans's shortcuts work like tessering in l'Engle's Time Series; he folds space to step from one location to another.
     
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  18. Acey

    Acey dawn breaks like a fallen vase

    Rose Quartz was, at one point, romantically involved with Alexander Hamilton. You cannot convince me otherwise.
     
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  19. aetherGeologist

    aetherGeologist I had a vision about a post from a week ago!

    Neocybertron from the end of Lost Light is the distant past of transformers prime. I am aware this doesn’t stand up to scrutiny but it explains the eyebrows
     
  20. goldenflowertea

    goldenflowertea shy trash monarch

    Persona 5: At some point Ryuji and Morgana were arguing, as they do, and it got to ad hominem attacks, also as they do, and Futaba commented out of the blue "You know, when Mona gets his human body back, those two are going to have epic screaming hatesex."
     
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