Steven Universe

Discussion in 'Fan Town' started by Wiwaxia, Mar 24, 2015.

  1. emythos

    emythos Lipstick Hoarding Dragon

    ugggggggggghhhhhhh
     
  2. liminal

    liminal I'm gonna make it through this year if it kills me



    STEVEN UNIVERSE IS COMING BACK MAY 12
    THIS IS NOT A DRILL
    I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
     
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  3. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    Ah, but does the drill show up?
     
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  4. liminal

    liminal I'm gonna make it through this year if it kills me

    drill.png

    drill confirmed
     
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  5. unknownanonymous

    unknownanonymous i am inimitable, i am an original|18+

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  6. Valenorn

    Valenorn Praise the Commonwealth

    Is anyone hyped, I'm hyped. I really want to see more of Malachite, and they are delivering.
     
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  7. liminal

    liminal I'm gonna make it through this year if it kills me

    you know before the promo dropped I was thinking about a sequel to the twitter comic where the gems watch the utena movie

    ... and then I realized that because they are rocks that pop out of the ground as adults en masse and can shapeshift into whatever they want, gems probably have no concept of stuff like incest and the whole "litterally turning into cars" thing would probably be the easiest thing to understand
     
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  8. emythos

    emythos Lipstick Hoarding Dragon

    explaining incest to space rocks would be a super awkward conversation.
     
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  9. liminal

    liminal I'm gonna make it through this year if it kills me

    who would even have that conversation with them is the question.

    I can imagine pretty much every human would get sweaty and awkward and pass it off to someone else.
    (except maybe Connie's parents who are suddenly deeply suspicious and concerned)
     
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  10. emythos

    emythos Lipstick Hoarding Dragon

    All the humans pass the explanation around in a huge loop.
    Amethyst googles it or something.
     
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  11. tinyhydra

    tinyhydra a dingus

    Would it be awkward? They know about organic reproduction, I can't imagine the taboo being difficult to explain.
     
  12. Elaienar

    Elaienar "sorta spooky"

    Don't gems have like ... the opposite of an incest squick? A non-selfcest squick?

    If I'm remembering right, in The Answer it was a Big Gross Deal that a Sapphire and a Ruby were fusing instead of multiple Rubies - and I know the Crystal Gems don't have a problem with that now, but I'm also wondering if there was some point at which a very embarrassed human had to explain to Rose that humans actually prefer not to have sex with people identical to them, actually it's super socially unacceptable for humans to have sex with identical humans, actually a great many humans aren't even interested in having sex with humans who have all the same organs as them, much less the same bone structure, skin colour, and facial features.

    That would be quite the conversation.

    Spoilered because not sure if spoilers and better safe than sorry.
     
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  13. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    ...Okay now I need to make that a fic.
     
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  14. Elaienar

    Elaienar "sorta spooky"

    Excellent!

    ...I wish we knew more about gem culture, because now I'm wondering when the concept of "organs" was introduced to them. I mean ... they're rocks projecting "hard light" (according to the wiki). So like ... when did they find out that some other species don't have a gem, and constantly maintain a mobile physical projection that's full of liquids and squishy lumps?

    Edit: the wiki says gems can "still" sleep and eat, so ... they used to be a lot more squishy, or something? I can't see why a rock with a hard-light projection would need to eat, or even sleep.
     
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  15. Re Allyssa

    Re Allyssa Sylph of Heart

    I think they're using still in another sense. "so-and-so can't do X but they can still do Y" It has nothing to do with their ability to do Y previously, but with their inability to do X.
     
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  16. Kaylotta

    Kaylotta Writer Trash

    Also what the hell are these gems made of that they're sentient and have the energy capacity to project hard light. And then interact with the world using said hard light. And transfer the information gathered by the projection into the rock for storage. HOW DOES THIS WORK I NEED SCIENCE
     
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  17. liminal

    liminal I'm gonna make it through this year if it kills me

    shhh no science now only magical aliens

    but no seriously sometimes my willing suspension of disbelief is broken when they change clothes instantly or build robots put of spare parts in the barn in like 5 seconds but then I remember this is a cartoon about magical space rocks.
     
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  18. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    So I was reading TVTropes and...

    [​IMG]

    MUSICAL EPISODE GET HYPE
     
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  19. emythos

    emythos Lipstick Hoarding Dragon

    MUSICAL EPISODE
    AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
     
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  20. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter literally Eevee

    I AM HYPE
    SO HYPE
     
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