i saw someone on tumblr say that pearls type is "girls with big hair who look like they could snap her in half" and i entirely agree. also me @ pearl: Same.
Spoiler: LOOBC Ocean Town - No Longer On Fire like not that the episode wasn't great, but that was something special (and anything else I'd want to say's been said well enough)
Spoiler: LOOBC My friend of the "Jasper's guilty fusemance novel stash" headcanon says she has some thoughts about Mystery Girl's blog posts about "The Case of the Lipstick From Space" and I'm trying to get her to actually write them.
That is a beautifully crafted pair of sentences. I'm not sure which key word stands out the most. "only," "stoically," "hefted," "last," ... there's so much history here. How many drums of lube did he have? How big are they that he has to heft them? When did he use the other ones?
@tinyhydra now that you've made me see this with my own two eyes i'm going to have to pass it on to others, you're like a plague carrier.
As a fan of trashy 90's teen films and rock I was exceptionally giddy about the latest episode. Christ.