Steven Universe

Spoiler: a link with leak spoilers

Ladies, gentlemen, and distinguished persons of all genders, I give you: the prophet Ronaldo.

 

This stopped clock managed to be right 12 times a day.

 

Definitely four times a day, bare minimum.

Actually, wait...

Spoiler: some stevenbomb spoipers

He figured out...
-What Gems are, fundamentally
-The Diamond Authority
-Their plans for hollowing out the Earth
-The Gems' shapeshifting powers
-The human zoo

That's five accurate predictions right there, so actually? At least ten times a day.

Of course, I like to think Ronaldo's accuracy is entirely accidental on his end. (His KBCW posts seem to imply that he thinks "rock people" are deeply vulnerable to water, which...yeah, obviously not.) It's funnier that way. :P

 

Spoiler: mostly That Will Be All, generalized crying

...gosh I forgot how incredibly gay I am for Patti LuPone. incredibly.
also I am Pleased that there is a canon Carnelian on the show now, my gemsona is happy :D

 

Spoiler: Spoilers?

inb4 Ronaldo's picking up subliminal messages from the remnants of Pink Diamond and filtering it through his very Ronaldo view of reality

 

.....I mean.....

 

where are those fragments, anyway, seems like a relevant question.

edit;

Spoiler: and then I considered a thing

while I would assume they're not part of the cluster, the thought lead to an interesting thought about the Diamonds themselves being... pressurized versions of the cluster, basically? shards and fragments compressed until they're a single gem.

like that would explain why they are single gems who have singers for VAs, at least. probably not in any way canon, just thought thrown at wall.

 

Spoiler

Gems like Peridot and Amethyst are identified by cut and facet. Diamonds are singular and only identified by color. Implication: Diamonds are whole in a way that the other gems aren't considered to be.

And I mean... who has said what about what happened to Pink Diamond, anyway? Pearl and Garnet are being extremely secretive about what they/Rose/the CGs did. Blue and Yellow and Jasper all believe that Pink was destroyed by a Rose Quartz -- our Rose. Have Pearl or Garnet ever confirmed it?

 

Spoiler

i think i recall eyeball ruby also believing pink diamond was destroyed by rose quartz

 

Spoiler: yes and

eyeball ruby said she was there when it happened. like, she witnessed it. with her....eye. the one eye.

 

Spoiler: Ooh!

Okay, good! I'd started wondering whether they actually shattered her, or if they did something else (more horrifying?) to her. But if Eyeball Ruby was there and saw it, that's a proper witness.

 

Also can I just point out that

WE HAD OUR FIRST EVER VILLAIN SONG ON THIS SHOW :D (I mean genuine villain... like, Peridot only sings after she's redeemed, and I think we can forget it with Jasper for a good long time just yet....If Kevin starts singing I might have to stab someone XD Not sure Lars even counts, he's just a petty asshole.)

 

when will lapis sing?

 

I thought she already sang?

 

lapis lazuli? when?

 

When she uh... I can't remember. Maybe not.

 

Spoiler: Leeks

To be honest one of my fav things were the quartz Camaraderie. That was just really satisfying. Plus that Twink jasper sets off my gayy.

 

please watch this omg

 

And then a 15 minute episode became a little under 6 minutes long.