Stray Thoughts [now liveblogging Deltarune ch 2]

Discussion in 'Your Bijou Blogette' started by TheSeer, Dec 20, 2018.

  1. TheSeer

    TheSeer 37 Bright Visionary Crushes The Doubtful

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    It looks like we're going to go with "increasingly contrived excuses why Noelle misses every battle."

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    On the other hand, she sure is pulling her weight, what with her radical notions about actually helping each other with puzzles.

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    Gaaaaaaaaay. (complimentary)
     
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  2. TheSeer

    TheSeer 37 Bright Visionary Crushes The Doubtful

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    Okay I know that screenshot doesn't tell you much, but in another medium you would have noticed with me that the music stopped and therefore shit's about to go down.

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    Oooh, right, I forgot to tell you the plot. Woops.

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    Hm. I suddenly understand your dismay, Noelle.

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    Curse your sudden yet inevitable betrayal of the truce I never agreed to and didn't want!

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    Bad mom energy... overwhelming...

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    Don't threaten me with a good time.
     
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  3. TheSeer

    TheSeer 37 Bright Visionary Crushes The Doubtful

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    Ugh, now we're gonna have to rescue you. I mean, I would just beat Queen up right now and solve everything, but it turns out my choices don't matter.

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    Hi Birdly! Fancy seeing you here, all not-suspended-over-a-river-of-acid.

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    You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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    Yes, it caught me off guard, seeing as how you just left them on the mantel in the first act.

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    *sings like John Oliver* Geeeeeeeeet, reeeeeeeeeekt, Neeeeeeeeeeeeerd!
     
  4. TheSeer

    TheSeer 37 Bright Visionary Crushes The Doubtful

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    Almost like you knew how many Lightners were coming...
     
  5. TheSeer

    TheSeer 37 Bright Visionary Crushes The Doubtful

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    We can deduce either that Kris is in their early teens at best, or ace, or that every computer they've ever encountered has had child-safe search filters on.

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    I guess you could say that we're... "STUCK"???
     
  6. TheSeer

    TheSeer 37 Bright Visionary Crushes The Doubtful

    Your name is KRIS DREEMUR. You stand in a place that is not your bedroom, filled with things you DON'T ACTUALLY LIKE, that nonetheless reveals more about you than your ACTUAL ROOM.

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    You like to watch two of your mom play the PIANO, and you have mastered tunes from several of your FAVORITE VIDEO GAMES.

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    You enjoy novelty toiletries TUMBLR MEMES and/or HOMEMADE EXPLOSIVES

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    as well as jello molds depicting KNIVES.

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    Your BROTHER is away at COLLEGE, and you AWAIT HIS RETURN with what is hopefully EAGERNESS and/or DESPERATION, though your HABITUAL DEADPAN makes your true emotions DIFFICULT TO DISCERN.

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    You have often wished that you were a slight-of-hand illusionist JUST LIKE HIM.

    What will you do?
     
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  7. TheSeer

    TheSeer 37 Bright Visionary Crushes The Doubtful

    *record scratch* Hold up. I bet you're wondering how we got out of that laser cage. Well, you see...

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    Since you're ten or eleven in most card games, I'm going to assume you didn't mean that the way it sounded.

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    Somebody had to say it, and now you said it.

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    Not pictured: ordering 999 shovels.

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  8. TheSeer

    TheSeer 37 Bright Visionary Crushes The Doubtful

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    Helpful indeed! (Though I do wonder where Rouxls is...)

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    Uh-oh. Maybe he's not compatible with this Dark World?

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    Attagirl, Susie.

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    Okay, but you know he won't actually shut up, right?

    Come to think of it... there's a lot of doors in this room.

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    Uh-oh. The nature of Queen's plan is quickly becoming clear.

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    O.o
     
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  9. TheSeer

    TheSeer 37 Bright Visionary Crushes The Doubtful

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    Reaction image.

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    Yep, I definitely believe you. This is my believing face:

    -_-

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    O.o And you call yourself a gamer.

    (Was that the generic "you," or does he mean Susie knows how to wavedash?)
     
  10. TheSeer

    TheSeer 37 Bright Visionary Crushes The Doubtful

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    Oh ffs, is this a "tragic" backstory?

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    Oh for fuck's sake, this is actually working on me.

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    What tipped you off? Was it the giant golden statue of yourself with nipples?

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    Oh, cool, you're conscious.

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    You did fine! Actually I think Ralsei's too soft-spoken to ever get through his thick head.
     
  11. TheSeer

    TheSeer 37 Bright Visionary Crushes The Doubtful

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    Hold on... These puzzles aren't actually blocking our path in any way. We're just moving lights around to one-up each other.
     
  12. TheSeer

    TheSeer 37 Bright Visionary Crushes The Doubtful

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    Have you considered: saying no?

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    Oh, sure, you can say no to us.

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    Called it.

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    See, a Darkner who is reduced to an object in the Light World wouldn't have described it like that. Even a Darkner who somehow knew that Kris and Susie got to Castle Town through a school in the Light World wouldn't include himself in a "we" who could bring things there. He didn't even say "to the school." He just said "to school." Like he goes there, or used to.
     
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  13. evilas

    evilas Sure, I'll put a custom title here

    btw, this is most likely a reference to a guy who has a Youtube series all about Making Knives Out Of Weird Materials, with titles such as "world's sharpest jello knife":
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    The channel's name is "Kiwami Japan"
     
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  14. TheSeer

    TheSeer 37 Bright Visionary Crushes The Doubtful

    That increases the chance that Kris was looking for the bath bomb meme rather than actually making explosives in their bathtub.
     
  15. TheSeer

    TheSeer 37 Bright Visionary Crushes The Doubtful

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    You forgot to lock the doors.

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    We don't need your ruuuuules, maaaaaan!

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    Also, we're trying to recruit your butlers.
     
  16. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    there's also an actual product called a bath bomb, you put it into water and it fizzes and releases scents and colours


    kris may have been looking for the citric-acid-and-sodium-bicarbonate + additives Thing To Put In The Bath
     
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  17. TheSeer

    TheSeer 37 Bright Visionary Crushes The Doubtful

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    Kinky!

    Hm, let me guess. You are the "Tasque Mistress"?

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    Ah, right, computer puns. Well, I was close.

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    THIS EPISODE WAS POORLY WRITTEN!!!

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    Seems she really wants to make the Lightners at home here. Forever...

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    That title stands out a bit more in this world than the one where everything was cards and chess pieces.

    You know... we know Kris took their soul out last night, and did things we didn't see. And today there's a new dark world.

    Knight = Night K?
     
  18. TheSeer

    TheSeer 37 Bright Visionary Crushes The Doubtful

    Ah, but that would mean that Queen furnished Kris' room with something they actually wanted. Seems unlikely.
     
  19. TheSeer

    TheSeer 37 Bright Visionary Crushes The Doubtful

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    We're meeting all his standards!!!!

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    I mean, sure, what's not to like? Just the two of us... alone... on a boat... lit only by the warm glow of deadly acid...

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    I am realizing two facts about Ralsei right now.

    1) He spent his whole life in the closet.

    2) He spent his whole life in the closet.
     
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  20. TheSeer

    TheSeer 37 Bright Visionary Crushes The Doubtful

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    Uh. No, Rouxls. We knew we were bringing you here. We've been wondering where you were, actually.

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    That was almost snarky! I'm starting to see the upside of leaving you alone with Susie.

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    Wait. You came here to betray us? Dude. You could have asked to be Duke of Puzzles in Castle Town, and Ralsei would have just laughed nervously and said "sure I guess." Now we have to defeat you with embarrassing ease again.

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    ... I knew I should have gone full Ducky.
     
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