Supermarket Three Items game.

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by ChelG, Feb 12, 2017.

  1. PotteryWalrus

    PotteryWalrus halfway hideous and halfway sweet

    One that I have actually done by accident - a zucchini, condoms, and a pet care magazine ^^;;;;
     
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  2. Squid

    Squid *contents may vary*

    A real one my mom saw that's only two...

    Pack of toilet paper and a bottle of prune juice.
     
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  3. Secret Squirrel

    Secret Squirrel certainly something

    One of my favorites that I saw on tumblr:

    Ski mask, crowbar, map of Hollywood stars homes
     
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  4. a small fis)(

    a small fis)( 26 people in a trench coat

    live cuttlefish. this store doesnt even have anything to do with pets. where did i get these from. why is there so many
     
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  5. Squid

    Squid *contents may vary*

    Styrofoam cooler, ice, and a scalpel.
    (Idk what store would sell all of these. Walmart?)
     
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  6. missoyashirou

    missoyashirou Someone please give me a tiny dog to play with

    Well, the cuttlefish aren't even sold at the store presumably. Just hanging out there, like you do, trying to get their own shopping done. Everything else presumably at a Walmart or something similar.

    For added horror, we are making the cuttlefish's shopping list.
     
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  7. Secret Squirrel

    Secret Squirrel certainly something

    Swap the scalpel with some x-acto knives and yes, I've seen all those at Walmart!
     
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  8. littlepinkbeast

    littlepinkbeast Imperator Fluttershy

    Lube, superglue, and the biggest thing of vodka/whiskey/everclear you can find.
     
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  9. electroTelegram

    electroTelegram Well-Known Member

    superglue, a near identical bottle of lube, and condoms
     
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  10. shmeed

    shmeed plant me

    a tiny frying pan, cooking oil, and a live goldfish
     
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  11. electroTelegram

    electroTelegram Well-Known Member

    hannibal dvd set, chef's knife, plastic tarp
     
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  12. a small fis)(

    a small fis)( 26 people in a trench coat

    the call of cthulhu, large fish tank, guide to cephalopod care
     
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  13. Southe-lands

    Southe-lands A Cliff in Front, a Wolf Behind.

    I'm stealing this from somewhere else but:

    Donuts, donut holes, glue.

    Alternatively:

    Razor blades, bandaids, yarmulke.
     
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  14. Squid

    Squid *contents may vary*

    It me too long to realize what yarmulke meant because it doesn't look like the pronunciation and I always call them kippah or kippot. Also also little known fact they give the baby wine first so that it's drunk.
     
  15. Southe-lands

    Southe-lands A Cliff in Front, a Wolf Behind.

    Ah, okay, a little bit of research tells me that "kippah" is the preferred nomenclature. I wonder if that's regional? I've never heard anyone from my state call it anything but a yarmulke. (Typically pronounced in Texas fashion as a YAH-mah-ka.)
     
  16. Squid

    Squid *contents may vary*

    YAH-mah-ka or YAH-muh-ka are both ways I pronounce it. When I see it written out I read it as Yar-mul-kur for some reason.

    Generally when talking to other Jews I say kippah and when talking to non-jews I say yarmulke, because they tend to not know the term kippah. Kippah is Hebrew and yarmulke is Yiddish.
     
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  17. Southe-lands

    Southe-lands A Cliff in Front, a Wolf Behind.

    Oooooh, that makes a lot of sense actually. I learned a thing today!

    Back on topic:

    Duct tape, trash bags, lye.

    Too dark?
     
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  18. Nertbugs

    Nertbugs Information Leafblower

    Real one from one of my uni professors: child's birthday cake, balloons, American Psycho DVD
     
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  19. Deresto

    Deresto Foolish Mortal

    Condoms, sewing needles, and a congrats on your pregnancy card

    Bleach, ammonia, and a gas mask

    Also for the old school joke: a metal file, cake mix, and a tub of frosting
     
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  20. Lerxst

    Lerxst salty parabola

    • can of chocolate frosting
    • bottle of apple juice
    • diapers
     
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