Tell me a joke

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Sethrial MacCoill, Dec 8, 2019.

  1. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

    A frog walks into a bank, points at the closest teller, and says "You! What's your name?"

    "Patty," says the teller.

    "Last name?"

    "Wack."

    "Alright Patty," says the frog, "my dad is Keith Richards and you're gonna give me a loan. I need $5,000 to buy a car."

    "Well alright then," says the teller, and starts drawing up the paperwork for a small loan. The frog fills it out reasonably well for someone without opposable thumbs and they get through it fairly quickly.

    After a few minutes of reading and signing Patty explains, "Usually for a loan this size we need some kind of collateral. Do you have anything worth roughly five grand?"

    The frog says "Do I? DO I? Get a load of this!" and pulls out a small glass elephant.

    Patty doesn't quite know what to make of it, so she takes it back to the branch manager to look at, asking, "Sir, what is this?"

    The branch manager explains, "It's a knick-nack, Patty Wack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
     
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  2. Astrodynamicist

    Astrodynamicist Adequate Potato Goblin

    What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

    Some people can roast beef!
     
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  3. hyrax

    hyrax we'll ride 'till the planets collide

    my favorite joke, also possibly the dumbest joke:

    A pirate walks into a bar, with a big wooden ship's wheel seemingly fixed to his belt buckle. The bartender looks at him and says "Hey buddy, what's up with that steering wheel on your crotch?"

    And the pirate says "Arrr, it's driving me nuts!"

    (must be delivered in a pirate voice)
     
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  4. Deresto

    Deresto Was Eaten by a Grue

    What did one ocean say to the other?
    Nothing, it just waved
     
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