A frog walks into a bank, points at the closest teller, and says "You! What's your name?" "Patty," says the teller. "Last name?" "Wack." "Alright Patty," says the frog, "my dad is Keith Richards and you're gonna give me a loan. I need $5,000 to buy a car." "Well alright then," says the teller, and starts drawing up the paperwork for a small loan. The frog fills it out reasonably well for someone without opposable thumbs and they get through it fairly quickly. After a few minutes of reading and signing Patty explains, "Usually for a loan this size we need some kind of collateral. Do you have anything worth roughly five grand?" The frog says "Do I? DO I? Get a load of this!" and pulls out a small glass elephant. Patty doesn't quite know what to make of it, so she takes it back to the branch manager to look at, asking, "Sir, what is this?" The branch manager explains, "It's a knick-nack, Patty Wack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."